Araceli 🩵

Every time I taste sushi I wanna backflip off a table and land in a dougie

@sblaress Don’t forget to record

i heard it’s national beat your bfs ass day 🤔

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Crockett debuts a new game called "Trump or trans," then displays a gigantic placard of Trump golfing

Not now kitten, daddy is identifying 5 things he can see, 4 things he can touch, 3 things he can hear, 2 things he can smell, and 1 thing he can taste

i can’t believe this man was homophobic

i don't get how alcohol turns y'all evil. i just start giggling and get slutty

Stitch from ‘Lilo & Stitch’ crashes the #Superbowl x.com/DisneyStudios/…

Bad Bunny looks rideable in new photos.

me at 6:99 am when work starts at 7

people got mad when i said it before but nobody with high self esteem cheats. like i nvr seen it

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When my dad got cancer they tried to kick him off his insurance so as he was dying his life was paperwork and phone calls 👍

I think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter

I called out of work today. I need rest.

Have y’all ever tried going the speed limit and think they can't be serious????

Matthew 6:34

me all of November so far: x.com/IslandxShorts/…