totally gnarly

I just wanna be Feliz Navidead

Call me Wolverine because I’m a huge ack man

Shit I clicked on Twitter again

@ashhaleyy14 @_etherealsouls How does twitter work

@ashhaleyy14 @_etherealsouls @ashhaleyy14 you’re gay

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Large eggs aren’t even that large

@maaddddiieee Oh

Ya know, at the end of the day, birthday cake flavor is just regular cake flavor.

Spotify really hit the nail on the head with this one

Don’t need a valentine, I’m married to the game 💯🔥😤💯🔥😤🔥💯

@yunaphyy shut

Ted talks, but does Ted listen?

You know, I guess one person can make a difference... 'Nuff said.

Shit I still haven't taken out the trash

I’m a disappointment 99% of the time, but this will be part of the 1%

April Fool's is just a social construct created to promote big whoopie cushion

Need a freezer? Turn your microwave upside down!

f*ck you @PLAYERUNKNOWN

I'm not, as the kids say, "awake"

The only reason I'm alive is to hope that I one day get discovered for my slightly above average bowling