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Chris

@_chrisalbert

Here to laugh and lie.

Katılım Nisan 2011
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Chris@_chrisalbert·
Somebody walked up to me in Cape Town and asked if I was Ghanaian. I asked how he knew. He said, “Ahh brah… you can’t be asking me those questions with that head shape.” So now I’m standing here, on a Monday morning, being profiled by geometry.
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C&C Photography by @Gustus_
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@JayNew7s 🤣🤣 very nice chale. Thanks my bro
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Yaw@theyawofosu·
Bɛɛbi a ɔdɔ wɔ no, ɛhɔ na anigyie wɔ. Nhyira nkoaa @_chrisalbert 🤍
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❤️
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At times, we think we’re models.
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Randy Walker
Randy Walker@randywlkr·
I love the development part of it, but the almost frantic rush some Ghanaians have to replicate anything that seems to work here often without any real insight into why it works is always wild and funny to me. And it’s everywhere. Music, hospitality, church, everywhere.
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Very serious week
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Was minding my business doing lateral raises in the corner of the gym this morning. Next thing, a macho man shouts from across the space, “this one dier you then turkey, no difference o!”; implying my form was wrong. Now people at Fit Rip call me Turkey. Macho men piss me off
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I’m working on something I’m truly excited about. The idea first came to me in 2017, but law school pulled me away. I tried again in 2020, then my career swallowed me whole. Somehow it’s found its way back into focus. I feel a bit like Jonah.
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Nehemiah Abba Obeze@obeze_abba·
One of the most painful parts of living in this country is watching people with so much brilliance slowly shrink their dreams to fit the limitations around them.
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I admire how Amoako Boafo is leaving his imprint on the city. To me, this is precisely how every wealthy person ought to deploy a portion of their fortune. I’m especially in awe of what he’s done with Accra Backyard Club and dot.ateliers.
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Clash Report
Clash Report@clashreport·
BREAKING: Iranian drone strike hits Dubai International Airport. Evacuations are underway at the airport.
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