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They can lock the locks but u can’t stop clocks 🔐 soon home truss me

Guy Fawkes on the 5th November 1605:

Pretended to be the apprentices college assessor for his portfolio and he absolutely fell for it hahahaha (best photos are after this tweet)

Some tourist came up to me yesterday and said how do I call the police in the UK I told her free Nines

The life cycle of the strawberry.

@beevers_jamie Didn’t take off this jam did it

Can kinda work out what type of person you are if you live in uk and don’t like sport

we're meant to be walking round nude and eating berries instead we made up council tax

twitter do your thing🥺 @Santandave1 thelittlecustoms on insta :)

my fav christmas story of all time:

Lockdown in Yarko hitting different 🔥

Extremely sad... Untouched and pristine wilderness filled with endangered species, healthy forests, and clean water to be destroyed for what!? Some slight economic gain?

idk who needs to read this but... here

I’d much rather my taxes go towards a kids lunches - even if their mom and dad are just “scrounges” - than paying mps or the royals wages

2020 email intros are getting creative.

Good morning everyone

The best producer in the world! 🔥🇦🇴

Thinking about this 1400 year old ginkgo tree.

Should we not try clapping first?