jonk.

If they don’t put turbo tax on switch I am not paying taxes.

@real_green_man U right. Sign em all.

@_copypasta not my money

you ever think about what it’d be like to have Francisco Lindor and Juan Soto in the same lineup

@TheJakeSchmidt But what if you had like a sick skateboard?

A New Yorker in Indianapolis: A Visual Novel (this is my commute so far, I'm not there yet)

@BalatroGame 🖕

Productivity be damned! Balatro is coming to mobile on September 26th

@StarlightXBand It’s p good.

ALBUM IS OUT. Check it out if you love riffs. Let us know whatcha thank. Love ya bye bye now! 🚨🚨🚨🚨 Links in bio.

@Jolly_Olive -19 run differential. That’s a special kind of sweep.

We're getting swept

@Fightsgame Why are they fighting?

where are they fighting? 🧐

@Jolly_Olive Drew smith being hurt is keeping him out of a tier that might not be nice.

2024 Mets Midseason Tier List

@diai When I saw his beard I was like “woah they got a beard guy”. then I saw what he looked like clean shaven and I was like “o yeah, that’s just the kid who got sucked up in the chocolate river”

@rrrrrrrix @Torwegia I was just taken to a place I forgot existed, because maybe I convinced myself it wasn’t real.

@statefaults They all got a dentist appointment …. at night.

Hella weak shit. Poser shit

Bands leaving before the shows over 🤯

real

@luckydarvy Pondering orbs

@starpowerdrummr 5

“RR” by Lomaji 🏎️💨 (w/ 5 snares)

the mets bullpen (derogatory)

@blakeaustinink Burger 👎 Burger with sword 👍

Here’s a bunch of flash you can book for August & September

@rrrrrrrix I first read this as “god hates this website”, which is also true

@ghostofjohnbro Im so embarrassed, I don’t event want to tell you what I have been doing.

@diai For kids.