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y’all don’t understand sexyy red cuz y’all didn’t go to a high school where a girl wearing cookie monster pajamas and eating hot cheetos would get into a fight at 7:45am

A few years ago, I discovered that my husband, my sister’s husband, and my brother’s wife have a group chat. Yes. The three people who married into my family have their own private support group. Naturally, I asked what they talk about. My husband refused to tell me. Which, frankly, made me even more suspicious. Are they sharing survival tips? Comparing notes? Warning each other before holidays? The only thing he has ever admitted is that every so often one of them will send a message that says, “We did choose to marry into this family.” And apparently the other two respond in agreement. I honestly can’t blame them. My family is loud, opinionated, and capable of turning a simple dinner into a three-hour debate about something nobody can actually solve. We love each other, but.......

🚨🚨UPDATE 🚨🚨 It’s finally here!! 20+ minutes of Shai and OKC flopping, falling, and 50/50 calls that all coincidentally went their way, through the first 2 rounds of the 2026 NBA Playoffs. We are finally EXPOSING these paper champs!! 👀🔥🔥

The world has failed Congo 🙏🏿

I’m sorry but he has every right to compare himself to MJ coz wtf???

You can only pick 2: 1. Marry the perfect partner 2. Unlimited skincare 3. Unlimited free food 4. $20k every month 5. Read people’s minds

just watched a documentary about selective mutism and was reminded of my first day working in a preschool where the teachers said this one girl doesn't talk but my introvert ass just sat in the corner and observed her and noticed she loved her stuffed polar bear so i asked her

50% chance he says “I’m the Iceman, no more Mr Nice Man”

Drake’s house tonight 🧊 “Before the storm”