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Selling two weekend 2 with shuttle Coachella tickets..

In all honestly I think my number one reason I dont want to be a mother is Bc it seems exhausting af.

My most precious babies forever and ever. #RelationshipGoals

@VicGomez923 @TheoVon We will be friends

@_ctraverso @TheoVon He’s the 🐐…Gang Gang buzz buzz

Having the worst couple of days and @TheoVon is the only human that can make me smile. Direct link to my funny bone & heart.

@meghanannx3 Blackout circa several years ago we were using calculators as registers and still stayed open till closing.. good times

I feel like if you won’t invite them to your birthday party you shouldn’t invite them to your wedding.

1 of the 2 need to go. A multiple season multiple episode show or my full time job. I can’t handle both simultaneously. I malfunction and no longer am a functioning adult.

The sexual tension between me and taking a pizza cutter to someone’s gums is astronomical.

If someone can explain to me why people have showings of apartments in the middle of a work day? I need my job to pay for the apartment sooooo…

@Emjaynebou Can he explain it to me?

Daily reminder, you’re no one special. Stop keeping your baby name a secret.

Genuine question, can you get a good fulfilling eye rub in when you have false lashes? Bc if the answer is no, my other question is how do you survive like that?

With my medical background I can strongly say you are mentally ill if you had a choice to put a down payment on a home or have a wedding and you choose wedding.. there is no cure for you.

I really food shop like I live in a college dorm. I have to grow up.

Does no one else find the concept of pregnancy as disturbing as I do? Growing a whole ass human inside of you and then bam a person. Weird af.

My friends are my friends bc none of us make tik toks.

@goIdenraindrops @Emjaynebou

Pregnant for almost 10 months, could die in child birth, bones can break during delivery, your vagina can tear, active labor can last 12+ hours, gotta wear a adult diaper for 6 weeks after you give birth..... IM REALLY NOT SEEING ANY POSITIVES PEOPLE