Amaka🌸

Art from boring classes

When was the last time you’ve ever felt, loved? Like, genuinely, you just sit and realise “this person loves me”

the way she taught her son how to live without her 🥺💔

Yeah, cos I saw someone on TikTok eating their meal prep at an owambe. We have definitely lost it as a people.

i miss who i was before finding out about the word, “calorie”.

The risk assessment in this "bear vs man" discourse is fundamentally broken, and watching women confidently choose the bear is peak internet delusion. Y'all will meet up with anonymous Tinder matches every weekend, leave clubs with strange men just because they drive a luxury car, go home with celebrities from backstage, and voluntarily date literal drug lords. You take massive, unchecked risks with strange men every single day. But drop you in a hypothetical forest, and suddenly a man is more dangerous than a 600lb apex predator just so you can win a gender war argument? The performative IQ is completely in the mud. Please rest.

Camila Mendes, Madelaine Petsch and Lili Reinhart make cameos in Mr Fantasy's music video for his new song 'Do Me Right' 🕺🪩

Shank girlfriend Debbie reveals she has his name tattooed on her body, see true love 😍❤️

“I can write my final year project myself” Your mental health in just chapter 1:

My biggest fear is getting fat. Honestly I'd rather starve myself than to weight anything above 60kg

In addition to not holding the wine glass by the stem, another tell of the nouveau riche or larpers is how they eat. Your utensil brings the food to you, you don't lean forward to the utensil nor do you cup a hand under the utensil to eat

My girlfriend is very dramatic she gets angry a lot.😂😂😭😭

use this tweet as an excuse to post a mirror selfie

My brother’s girlfriend left him. He was 27. She was 25. She left because she wanted to marry and settle down. My brother wasn’t ready. He was hurt because he genuinely liked her. He is 30 now and doing really well for himself. She is 27 now, still not married. She now drives a Lexus SUV, has her own place, and a well-paying job. Guess who’s back sleeping with each other again? Both of them. Told him to enjoy her. But he should never think of marrying her. He agrees. She left once. She will leave again.