Dairo🦎

a lot of you have the same girlfriend.

Me Explaining to the class that a pregnant horse can run faster because it has two horse power Physics teacher:

Someone said: THE PRICE YOU PAY FOR IGNORING YOUR INTUITION IS VERY EXPENSIVE.

Stop living to show them. Stop spending to show them and you'll be free.

@martinnsSzn 😂😂

You read that again😂😂😂😂😂,Megan is a weak woman. I can have her if i want to, but she ain’t my type bitch.

@Tony_Aladetuyi Chimpanzee

Guess the Animal.

“no be 10 people beat DJ Tunez, na only me and na only two slaps i give am. i swear with my mama, if i dey lie make ogun carry my mama go anywhere wey Wizkid mama dey… he come go dey tweet, i think say he go send squad. na internet their own power dey.” — Burna Boy speaks! 🗣️

@Yola696 Ewww🤮

Them no love this niggas for house 😭😂

I’ll never understand the concept of a homosexual relationship and one person’s cosplaying the gender they don’t want to be with. It defeats the entire purpose.

There’s this “I know i’m wrong, I know what i’m doing isn’t right but I should be able to get away with it because i’m an elderly person” energy Nigerian elders exhibit I don’t know when, where or how the society sold it to them that they have that much power on humanity.

She has a valid point tbvh. I've been privileged to school with the rich even though I was from the trenches, and in Uni, I've had friends with those whose parent are rich and I can tell you for a fact that the rich didn't send their sons and daughters to expensive schools just for education alone. Cos in that school, seated next to you is a son of a politician, daughter of a Bank Manager, and sons & daughters of business tycoons & captains of industries. The actual motive of their parent sending their children to expensive schools are for connection purposes. This is why the rich would love to marry the rich. This is why it is expedient you have knowledge on so many things so you can add a thing or two in conversations. If all you could talk about is the latest bag, shoes, wigs and whatnot, you can't hold any conversation or keep it going, they'll clock it in their head that you're not it. Then they kinda avoid you.

@Tony_Aladetuyi I refuse to talk😒

@_dairoelijah What’s that?

No woman is out of your league. Get that dumb shit out of your head.

This morning I didn’t want to get out of bed. Not even to pick up my phone. No energy. No motivation. Just one of those quiet heavy mornings where even small things feel big. But life was still moving. My daughter came into my room before leaving for school. She wanted her usual hug and was surprised to see me still in bed. Then she smiled and said something that stopped me: “The superhuman is a human after all.” She hugged me, pulled the comforter over me like she was protecting me, and walked out. I lay there thinking about that sentence. Sometimes we forget this simple truth: we are human. Some days we’re strong. Some days we’re tired. Some days we’re just trying to breathe through it. Life is not win-win every day. If today feels heavy for you, like mine, it doesn’t mean you’re failing. It means you’re human. Rest if you must. Feel what you feel. Then rise again when you can. Even “superhumans” have mornings like this. And may you find what you seek. 🙏

Na Nigeria dey make person chase wealth to live average life.

Modern women obsession with "soft life" and "princess treatment" has made a whole generation of women completely blind to the brutal reality of what it actually takes for a man to provide that. You are demanding a man be endlessly romantic, available 24/7, and constantly planning aesthetic dates, while he is literally in the trenches fighting a ruthless economy to build the very empire you want to rest in. ​You cannot demand the spoils of war and then complain that the soldier is too tired to entertain you when he finally gets home. We want the absolute financial security of a conqueror, but we expect him to have the carefree personality and infinite free time of a golden retriever. A man cannot simultaneously be at peace and at war. If he is building your fortress, you have to give him the grace to be exhausted

Envying a yahoo boy’s lifestyle and putting that pressure on your man doing a legitimate job, is actually worse than dating a yahoo guy. Just go and date the yahoo guy, let everybody have peace. If you are doing legitimate job and have a modest income and you’re trying to compete with a yahoo guy’s lifestyle to please your babe, you’re a fool.

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