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@AutismCapital Also I was born

1999 might be the most GOATed year of all time: The Matrix? Fight Club? 1999 Napster? 1999 Baby one more time, Genie in a bottle, Livin la vida loca, Eminem? BLUE DA BA DEE? all 1999 BLINK 182 ENEMA OF THE STATE? 1999 The Sopranos? Family Guy? FUTURAMA? 1999 Pokemon peaking? 1999 The launch of EVERQUEST? 1999 The best aesthetic known to man? 1999. THE DREAMCAST LAUNCHED IN 1999, PEOPLE. The Y2K scare? 1999 1999 was the peak of human civilization.

@whozae @POKESTREETZ @NintendoAmerica Never seen "once" spelled like that good lord

@POKESTREETZ @NintendoAmerica should remove all Pokémon Vending Machines. Because not fucking 1's have I ever had the opportunity to buy at least 1 PACK, thanks to Scalping 100% of ANY POKEMON VENDING MACHINES.

SCAVENGER SCALPERS #FORCECHOKE #POKESTREETZ

@Su6z3r @DynamoSuperX Fr I'll say to a customer "it's $4.99" and they'll go "look honey it's only $4"

@DynamoSuperX Yk i never thought this trick worked for companies until i worked at a store and genuinely realized how fucking retarded humans are

not really a scam but why did society accept something this dumb as normal?

@ImGonzilla @Jahess_ @Kumbablood @PopBase Idk for example if someone posts a picture of Peppa Pig with your face, cause you're fat, then people start calling you Peppa Pig irl

@_dariogreene @Jahess_ @Kumbablood @PopBase What does that last part mean? 🤨 I don’t understand.

Twitter turns 20. What is your favorite tweet of all time?

@PrimateVehicle @Jahess_ @Kumbablood @PopBase Maybe

@_dariogreene @Jahess_ @Kumbablood @PopBase Did u see a penis and that why ur fucked in the head

@Jahess_ @Kumbablood @PopBase Not really cause as soon as you see something it'll be in your mind, it can hurt you even if you walk away. Plus everyone else could bully you based on what they've seen online

@Kumbablood @PopBase He's got a point though

@Chizitere_xyz What about when I die of old age?

Did you know that according to the theory of Quantum Immortality, it is physically impossible for you to experience your own death? Because your consciousness can only exist in a living state, the moment you face a fatal event, your mind simply locks onto a parallel universe where you survived. The times you "narrowly escaped" a car crash or a severe illness? You might have actually died in the original timeline, and this is just the alternate universe where you got lucky.

In the 30s I'll be working with Kanye West's kids

I feel like creating a new music genre or fashion trend

@nostalgiaa Nah I knew it was shit but also I was a kid so I didn't care

No way we thought this was peak when we first watched this as kids 😭

@theskitzo_ Twitter is KanyeWest and X is Ye 🥀

Twitter used to be so good back then

I love when an ad says "wait! 🙌🏻Don't scroll" and I scroll immediately

@hchcsun El punto medio es que si quieren estar marihuanados pero tienen empatía por la gente que le molesta el humo, es que se coman un brownie y era

OYE NO PUEDEN DEJAR DE FUMAR UN RATO MARIHUANA POR LA CONCHETUMAREEEE

@franciscotatan La música que escuchan fue hecha por gente drogada sskkdls

no vayan a conciertos

@rainhacaty No cause now I gotta say happy birthday knowing that they will know that I only know it's their bday cause I saw the story smh humiliation ritual fr

hate opening someone’s story and it’s their birthday

@MadelaineLucyH @JamesFl70174920 A mature adult wouldn't tell you to stop being emotional and toughen up. You met an idiot

@JamesFl70174920 No, I met an adult. A teenager in school is not compatible with an adult in work.

Ok I’ve been this 18yo woman. Let me break it down for you. You’re 18 and you cry when someone says something mean about you in the school play. But he’s an adult, so he tells you to toughen up and quit being emotional. So you don’t feel safe processing your feelings like a normal teenager. You’re 18, and you want to hang out in the park with the other teenagers and gossip. But he’s an adult, so he tells you to grow up and stop being so immature. So you stop seeing your friends, and your socialisation with your peers becomes harder. You’re 18, and you’ve never had a big argument with a partner before, so you’re really confused and upset. But he’s an adult, so he tells you you’re childish, crazy, and he’s disappointed. So you feel ashamed of acting your age and wonder if there is something wrong with you. You’re 18, and you’re really worried about your exam results coming out next week. But he’s an adult, so he tells you that you should look into retaking classes if you are serious, or stop being so dramatic. So you suffer in silence and learn your partner won’t understand if you need comfort. Can age gaps work? Yes. But honey, if you’re a teen and reading this: date another teen.

@butsctw 2026 might beat it cause we're only three months in

2024 was the year of music

I wonder what it's like to have a dedicated friend group

I hope I'm still hot when I'm 29

@y2kpopart I love how he still speaks like a Nickelodeon character

James Maslow of Big Time Rush in a recent post: "Why is the USA at war with Iran?"