Darryl 🔰

@kaiav11 @mark_geegee the replies 🤣🤣

£75 a head, 2 hour wait and this shows up 🤣 Dfkm

Sky not invite Noel Gallagher in today?

As if Pep Guardiola would have anything to do with someone who’s been convicted of doping…

@AcademyScoop @georgeallen87 will the U21s and U18s line up in a 3-4-3 to mirror the first team from now on?

Manchester United's under-21s take on Altrincham in the National League Cup today. Tyrell Malacia is likely to feature as he continues his return from injury. I'll be co-commentating alongside @georgeallen87 for National League TV. Kick-off at 7.30pm - Fans can stream the game for free on National League TV or alternatively watch with an MUTV subscription.

@BakersTweet could have got a kebab and sat outside Broadways for better quality entertainment

I hear your Da got up at 3.30 am to watch an old man throw 17 punches #TysonPaul #Circus

@royhartnup @davidwalliams @RealMattLucas then I’ll allow it, as you were

@_darwin_182 @davidwalliams @RealMattLucas It wasn't a 90's fancy dress

My wife and I dressed up as Lou and Andy from Little Britain at #Butlins 90's Weekender last weekend. What do you guys think @davidwalliams and @RealMattLucas?

If you wanted a look at how unbearably poor English officiating is, not once is the handball of Ings even discussed. They don’t even talk about whether it comes before the knee-to-knee contact. VAR worked really well in 2018 World Cup and then the English and the Premier League got their hands on it, to the point it’s just a mess. They’ve had three different handball rules in as many seasons. Say they’re going to let games flow but then show red cards for dissent. Can’t seem to notice Rodri making foul after foul on the halfway line though. At this juncture the Premier League is living on name alone. Football is drab, players are dull, officiating is the worst it’s been this side of the millennium and there are severe question marks over the legality of most of the last 10 PL seasons. Great job.

Bez commentating tonight, @footballontnt?

Was just wondering what Kris Boyd thought about Ten Hag’s future

@ianirving_ @AndyMitten @Ankaman616 @lauriewhitwell @TheAthleticFC Good job you didn’t record it this morning 🤣🤣🤣

Recording TOTD 🇾🇪 later on this afternoon… Any questions or thoughts for the crew ⬇️ Devilspod@theathletic.com @AndyMitten @Ankaman616 @lauriewhitwell @TheAthleticFC #MUFC

@SkySportsNews Izzet

This player played for Turkey in a World Cup semi-final against Brazil in 2002 🤔 Get your guesses in the comments below ⬇️

@adamkeys_ wrong, 20 years ago tomorrow

20 years ago today Mike Riley ended #Arsenal's Invincibles run on the 50th game with this shambolic performance. Incredibly, after a horrific refereeing career, he was placed in charge of the PGMOL from 2009-2023. There is never any accountability. #AFC

🇺🇾 Manuel Ugarte had strapping on his knee in training earlier today. #MUFC

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@ManUtd This isn’t something to be excited about, it’s terrifying

The #PL returns this weekend 🔜 #MUFC

Last few hours since Sir Alex news has really helped in finding out which Man United fans are able to read an article without just looking at the headline and who is able to see the situation for what it is. The hysteria around the news has been embarrassing #mufc

Why go for a serial Champions League winner who has some of the best man management techniques in the history of the game, when you can go for someone who shipped in 70 goals a year at Bournemouth for 5 years? Scandalous

Well that’s the excitement gone. When I heard the news I couldn’t help but wonder what Dean Ashton thought and I’ll be honest, it’s put a real downer on it