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barely a face card but i like this pic anyway

@queuebetweeting real

A lot of you have moved on but I’m still here

outfits

Sometimes I turn into this

@n_hold @World0fEcho if we stretch the definition a little we also have influenza which brings us up to 8

@World0fEcho Ants. Wasps. Spiders. Worms. Rolly Polies. Flies. Management. The Beatles. The Bug. That's all of them and that's like, 7.

There are over 100 types of bugs in the world

canadians be like: t'es woke toi. toi t'es un woke left. tu supporte les trans pit les pronoms toi. veux-tu savoir me pronoms? mes pronoms?? qué/bec, fran/çais, bar/be/que, go/habs/go

i wonder if the girl who tried to start a threesome with me and my then-boyfriend while we were already in bed is doing well

@yeenjaw im not even gonna lie tho some descriptions of the christian afterlife sound like it'd tire me out and the tautology of "but you'll be in heaven where there's no concept of suffering" doesnt appeal to me very much

I believe death is like being surrounded by and surrounding everything at the same time

@fruitpibble sometimes !

anyone else online

@ConorShack hearing the sinatra on thursday was both extremely funny & also felt very targeted at me personally thank u harrison gordon ramsay

comprehensive Harrison Gordon walkout list Top 5 5. spring break by Harrison Gordon 4. two headed trout by the callous daoboys 3. Man screaming 2. The fight from a marriage story 1. We will rock you

overcame my food avoidance for the day so now i have 2 tamales for dinner. please clap

@ClovenFancy it's the only kind of restraint they know

Ok no shade but why is everyone getting into shabiri

Way down

Chilling, literally

@amazonmilkfrog most schedule 2s especially CNS depressants

i'm curious what drugs fall in the overlap of "fda-approved", "legal", and "banned in most sports competitions"

life of a third worlder. you’d work your socks off and get admitted on a full research scholarship to the best engineering school in the world. visa interview fine & approved, 48 hours before flight, revoked. you’d defer hoping for better luck next time, but there’s no next time.

Tanaka

@dnsploit i wanna see how u crop this

okay guys EVERYONE send their pfp NOW

@snackowska no u get it it absolutely was this for me

@hotfunn22 no this happens in chicago too unfort

toronto is seemingly the only city on earth where men will find it reasonable to stay on their phones in the middle of a doorway