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LMAOOO

queer elder (26) coworker gagged cause I brought up little mix

a week from exactly right now we will never have new hacks again

she in the hamptons which means we got a few months to start saving up.

lets do something crazy like forgive ourselves

me every time rachel dratch shows up in 30 rock

AKA “wig” LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO I’m in here hollering!

omg I just keep accidentally smoking another cigarette

dating a twink cool until u lock him out the room and he slide under the door

This is how I feel in a daily basis

being emotionally unavailable is fun i see why men do this

Fool me once I kill myself on the spot

We all have that one friend who is Constantly Struggling against One or More Outrageously Absurd Plights

@reedthurston Tragically for her it will be going to Jean Smart

me if Lisa Kudrow doesn’t win the Emmy for The Comeback this year

changed my diet recently to be healthier and been farting in ways i thought only cows could

Good morning

Hi gays