emmajb
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@gertieok @esotericmom Blimey! Surely that’s cruel putting grandma on the hot range… surely that’s never a good idea.
Remember to check to see if your grandma is an electric grandma.
Please don’t ask where you plug in the power chord.
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@esotericmom Happened to us on vacation with Grandma!
Oof! Some of these look identical to the real thing. 😩 😬 🫖
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Labour won't stop the boats.
Tonight, they are trying to block our laws - standing against the will of the British people.
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Game, set and match is really a terrifically clever reference point for a football player.
Nigel Farage MP@Nigel_Farage
It’s game, set and match to Gary Lineker and the radical left. Tonight on Farage at 7pm, I’m asking: Is the BBC now beyond hope? 📺 Watch GB News on Freeview 236, Sky 512, Virgin 604
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@ConsPost @Daily_Express Shouldn’t you campaign for truth and not “hope that pro-Boris members will put enough pressure on the Tory committee members to scupper the investigation”. Wouldn’t the truth be better?
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Thank you @Daily_Express for the coverage of our campaign.
This Privileges Committee investigation is “deeply flawed, biased and unfair, and is bringing both Parliament and our Party into disrepute”. It should be stopped.
express.co.uk/news/politics/…
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@jackmoxley @MadScientistFF The most arrogant one with the biggest 4x4 goes first, obvs.
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If All 3 arrived at the same time, what's the correct order?
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Conservative Associations seem to be taking revenge on MPs who brought down #Boris. I warned them at the time.
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Has the Boris comeback tour begun? Let us know your thoughts…
apple.news/Atggx5FTkTzmM9…
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@AliDonald11 @JuliaHB1 Oh, how did that go? I thought Julia would be all over that.
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I love this idea. Give me the Express queue every time but great to have an option for those who want (and need) some more personal interaction.
Maarten VdA@maartenvda
A Dutch supermarket chain introduced slow checkouts for people who enjoy chatting, helping many people, especially the elderly, deal with loneliness. The move has proven so successful that they installed the slow checkouts in 200 stores.
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@AllenRuby939 @JuliaHB1 Happy repeat customer an antipathy of good business? Really?
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@JuliaHB1 Terrible for business. Increased cost for lower productivity.
The antipathy of how to run a business.
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@DavidSt41380363 @campbellclaret Why is it unmanageable? Why is beyond little old us to manage our heathcare? Please don’t do down our great country.
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@campbellclaret The NHS is unmanageable. It is trying to provide too much to far too many and will inevitably self destruct under the pressure. It matters not who holds the reins, without a clear and decisive action plan the result will be the same. So no he hasn't got a point, just an opinion.
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@AndyGJBurge @Exploding_Heads All the better because the got some bird to join in.
(Yes, I’m joking, she was shit)
((Still joking))
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How perfectly splendid is this piss-take of sexist football commentators and pundits. Top top top top top trolling!
The Exploding Heads@Exploding_Heads
Another dreadful mistake by a male goalkeeper today. Time to make the goals smaller
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@IamHappyToast Into the sun, or into the Sun?
The latter is probably the worst outcome for all involved.
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@davidshawcurra1 @GeoffHodgson18 @angelaeagle The austerity years must be in the top 5. Loved those. BloJoe’s lies we’re a real hoot too, until it was ruined by 80 or so ministers resigning just coz they couldn’t keep up with the lies. Lizzy and Kwasi were also great.
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@GeoffHodgson18 @angelaeagle Please do me a favour Geoff. Please name some of these good times that us ordinary folks have enjoyed thanks to the Tory administrations over the last 12 years. I need cheering up.
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Same old Tories - Same old drivel #ToriesUnfitToGovern
Adam Bienkov@AdamBienkov
Brace yourselves.
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emmajb retweetledi
Nah stop it, someone edited Andrew Tate's wiki page to say he lost to Greta 🤣 possibly my favourite wiki edit to date
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Suella Braverman is what happens if you feed Priti Patel after midnight.
#CPC22
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@simonharris_mbd I’m struggling to I’m at my wits end I need help to survive is this a good idea. Please help
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