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@anon_opin Fuck you.

This country is now making electric motorbikes. It's time to retire noisy, polluting petrol powered motorbikes and mopeds. Put a few in museums and recycle the rest from 2030, when riders have had time to buy nice new clean, quiet bikes.

@richyrich1971 Ickle? What are you? 5?

They don’t care about ickle Citeh apparently 🤦‍♂️😂.. in their head rent free

@Anniepop2027 @LBC 😂😂😂

Extraordinary support for Sir Keir Starmer from the British public/it’s quite emotional that this man has instilled such loyalty amongst members ..,, he’s EXACTLY the Prime Minister we needed and need. Shame on the “forever opposition” who wish to overturn a democratic vote @LBC

@nj_1976 @richyrich1971 So cheating isn’t important? Gotcha. Have you got a Lance Armstrong poster on your wall? Big fan of Ben Johnson? It’s not just United fans that detest the way you’ve behaved. You lot are a morally repugnant embarrassment and all you have done has a massive * next to it.

@richyrich1971 Destroyed them, they’re a bunch of pathetic whinges, all they’ve got left is moaning about “cheating”… laughable

He absolutely ruined them didn’t he 💪😂😂

@MCFCDamo His greatest achievement is having cunts like you wanking over someone who’s an avowed cheat and a monumental stain on integrity and fair play.

Imo Pep's greatest achievement is not trophies. It's that he has equalled his mentor. He has become the Cruyff of Man City. You can win, but to have that ascendancy to a revered figure that all must follow. Almost nobody in world football achieves that.

@donmcgowan That working 6 hours a day, 35 weeks a year means you’re a bed wetting socialist?

That educated people won't vote for the far-right? Not quite the slam dunk you were hoping for, Dan.

@NDIronsMP No offence, but go fuck yourself

Labour has announced that the 5p cut on fuel duty will be extended for the rest of the year. I know a lot of my constituents are feeling cost-of-living pressures, so I’m pleased this government is keeping pump prices down in response.

@TeleFootball @Carra23 If it helps, it’s worth remembering that @Carra23 is a massive cunt.

🏆 "Those placing Ferguson ahead of Guardiola baffle me. I struggle to agree with a single reason to justify that claim." @Carra23 explains why Guardiola leaves Manchester City as the greatest football coach there has ever been 👇 telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…

@FeedingGoater Pep*. Ferguson is so far ahead of that cheating drip doctor corrupt bald cunt he can’t be seen. Bribing refs, taking drugs, screwing FFP. Once a cheat, always a cheat. Don’t mention them in the same sentence: nothing City have done means anything. And you know it.0

Pep Paisley Ferguson That's the order.

@OhCheesesChrist I applied for 15 aways this season. Got none. This is the last renewal - I’d rather watch in a pub with my mates than surrounded by tourists. Been a ST holder since ‘85. Don’t feel connected to the club at all.

Next season, we will finally get the return of transparency around away ticketing data. Hopefully, home game data follows as well. Now that the Brighton & Hove Albion game has been played, I have been gathering a fairly wide range of information from people with Exec, LP and SP tickets who applied for away games this season (thanks to those who helped). Take it with a pinch of salt, as it’s not perfect data, but it should give a decent indication of success rates for 25/26. From the information collected: Execs: 23.92% LP: 82.61% SP: 17.81% Some supporters will naturally have seen higher or lower success rates, but broadly speaking, this is the picture the data paints. It’s also worth noting that this does not include returns, these figures are based purely on original ballot outcomes.

@WiggumCharm The English love fair play. Pep is an avowed cheat. Time and time and time again. Drugs, match fixing and 115 charges. So Tom, with the greatest of respect, take your opinion, roll it into a small ball and ram it up your shitter.

Your uncle’s will get sky-high blood pressure reading this - but Pep is way more patriotic about England than someone who loves leaving a tattered St George’s flag up a lamppost for six months. He loves the culture, the history, and everything good about this country. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇬🇧

@JacobHorsfall_ His barber and plastic surgeon have done him dirty.

To humble haaland you’d have to win every club trophy possible whilst scoring at a rate that decimates records. Quite literally no one can humble Erling fucking Haaland 😂

@JamesBWatt You’re a squashed, morally bankrupt scrotum. Go rip off investors somewhere else. Somewhere less forgiving.

@themagic_tophat Fuck me, one title in 22 years and suddenly you’re prime Barcelona. Champions in a season where everyone else fell apart. Wind it in son.

There’s a real downside to this for Man U. 2 years left for him to win a PL / UCL or the analogies with Kane means Man U becomes the new Spurs. 13 years without a title race. 1 UCL KO tie in 7 years. Long way back…

@Sxmto_ Double it, add 11.

This guy lost 52 games in 10 years. Wtf

@arghkid They’re all cunts. All of them. I’d have Eni over Keane.

Enough of the plaudits on players...who was the worst pundit of the season, and why?

@Manoftheworld_X @LeonardBriscoe3 😃😂 tremendous

@LeonardBriscoe3 You are an idiot. His wealth is in assets. What he owns, not what he has in the bank. Seriously, you are a fucking idiot.

There are over 7 billion people in the world, if he gave everyone a billion dollars he would still have 343 billion left and world poverty would end. Let that sink in. x.com/wyomelo/status…

@DobbyClub06 There isn’t less immigration. The number is masked by taxpayers fleeing the country. But I assume you know this and are gaslighting like a lefty to validate your own bullshit argument.

Reform voters when they realise less immigration doesn’t in fact improve their lives

@King0243_PJC 800k immigrants last year. How many live in your house or in your road?

This should destroy Nigel Farage’s entire political argument. Net migration has collapsed from 944,000 to around 204,000, yet voters still think it’s rising because Reform and Farage have spent years feeding Britain hysteria instead of facts. Asylum seekers are only about 9% of immigration, not the “invasion” constantly screamed about. The NHS was broken by underfunding. Housing was broken by austerity. Wages were crushed by corporate greed. Migrants were the distraction. Not the cause.

@FPLMaineRoad Broke every rule in the league you mean, you cheating bastards.

The irony of this song is embarrassing, there’s a reason no United fan sang it after 2018. 20 trophies in 10 years. Broke every record in the league. Finished above you for the last 13 years. United have been begging for taxpayers money to rebuild your stadium.