𝓥𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓶𝓲𝓷 𝓔💋

I saw a cat on my morning walk. I called to it. It stared at me. I stared at it. We stared at each other. We connected with no words spoken.

File your taxes, files your taxes. No light, inflation is almost killing people, record levels of insecurity, videos from Ozoro are “too dark” to make any arrests. Presidency is off national grid. Wonderful 👍🏾

Are you a guy or a girl? Please repost for science

Getting stitches in your v@gina to push out a baby for a man who wants to go 50/50 on bills? Nah I’ll pass

@sxnthwave what’s a croomf?

you guys know what to do 🫶🏻

Good morning. Looks like everyone has moved on from this Ozoro matter. I just want to say this : As a country, I understand we’re not a lot of twitter but we really lack collective focus on collective issues. I pray the ladies involved get proper treatments and support and praying the perpetrators get punished. 1. Do not standby and watch sexual assault happen beside you. Stand against it and let your voice be heard. 2. Do not be directly involved in sexual assault. 3. Do not falsely accuse anyone of sexual assault.

PLEASE RESHARE 📌

A blood bank in Apapa, Lagos is cajoling underage children into donating blood to their facility by offering them N5000 and "puff puff" One of such children has developed partial paralysis and can barely stand! They will be exposed.

Can someone’s stay for 10 seconds and tell my dad his wooden manta rays are NOT ugly.. Please this would mean the world to him, Do you like them? 🥹

Wine is made from grapes. Grapes are plants. Wine is salad.

Circus performer breaks record by cycling 25-Wheels stacked up

most certainly not the pedo president supporting rape apologist.

my timeline is filled with feminist rage, cats, fashion, style, and biceps. what a time to be alive🙂‍↕️

This, is sugar daddy material. Not those balding potted plants that think that somehow they’re still in their prime.

Lord, a man built like this. Especially like that masked Russian terminator guy I keep seeing on Pinterest. That is all. Amen.

Just heard Katseye’s new demo and you know what? Manon doesn’t need to go back there.

A hamster eating a mini egg in his own little chair is too wholesome

I raise you Capybaras.

Client: "We've decided not to proceed. Cancelling the project." Freelancer: "Delivery was tomorrow." Client: "Something came up internally." Freelancer: "Kill fee applies. 75% of the remaining balance." Client: "For work you haven't delivered?" Freelancer: "For work that's completely done." Client: "We're not paying for something we're not using." Freelancer: "Section 5. It's been ready since Monday." Kill fee paid. Cancelling the day before delivery is still cancelling. Done work has the same value whether it gets used or not.

If your flyer is AI, I won’t go. If your book cover is AI, I won’t read. If your song is AI, I won’t listen. If your ad is AI, I won’t buy. If your profile pic is AI, I won't follow.