ELUOJO

Lagos is such a strange place. You can literally be sleeping with someone who lives down your street and still never talk to them. No connection, no consistency, just vibes and silence. Coming from places like Port Harcourt, Abuja, Delta, or Benin, it feels so different. There, social circles overlap, people know each other, and there’s at least some level of accountability. In Lagos, everyone can disappear into the noise. It’s not even that people can’t connect, it’s that everything here is built for convenience and low emotional risk. Sex is easy. Real communication? That’s where people suddenly get “busy.” And it’s not that open relationships are the norm. It’s more like… nobody defines anything. Just a lot of ambiguity disguised as freedom. Lagos will amplify whatever you step into. If it’s detached, nonchalant situationships, the city will multiply it for you.

@iamkay22 @Tvchukwu Hmm

@Tvchukwu @_eluojo_ But na true naw

unpopular opinion; if you’re engaging in one night stand, you shouldn’t be kissing.

Normalicen dejar de hacer películas sobre adolescentes y universitarios. Necesito ver treintañeros intentando resolver su vida, con trabajos de mierda y tratando de encontrar el amor mientras hacen de todo para que el sueldo les alcance.

I love when people have careers that allow them to do whatever they want. Just moving around with a laptop lol.

Growing up is slowly adjusting your personality from SpongeBob to squidward

Raised in a low-income Bronx neighborhood, Cardi B worked as a stripper to fund her early music career. See where @iamcardib lands on the #Forbes250 Greatest Living Self-Made Americans list: forbes.com/sites/alexknap… 📸: Edward Berthelot via Getty Images

Omoo, data na big girl purchase oh.

Relationships nowadays is you’ll love a person, then you have to pretend like you don’t love the person because if you show the person that you love the person too much, the person will love you less. So pretending that you don’t love the person will make the person love you more. How did we get here???

Pumps on a dark head 💨👿

Everyone just comfortable going to work and coming back home and when you try to engage with small talk with a stranger, they look at you weird🙂

Brooo

Hop*

Chai, not having good camera is a threat to my life, I for Dan hope on this one

Jobless mfs as soon as the sun rises

Happy 27th birthday to Lil Nas X.

Y'all are just celebrity kiss ass. It's okay to admit a celebrity looks like a shadow of their former self without always trying to boot lick them. Yes, there might be several underlying factors that contributed to it but learn to say the truth always.

@0xdubemm Thank youuu

stop using *312# to buy data... it's very expensive for cheap data, use: mtn: *312*88# airtel: *312*561# you will be amazed by this airtel plan... use this and thank me later

I hate when interviewers ask me where I see myself in 5-7 years dawg im killing myself next year I don’t know !!!!!

@faveda12 😭😂😂😂😂😂go school dey no wan hear and na Dem go dey argue here pass

No It’s not “English” it’s called “word” Dullard.

LMAOOOO