Hermione

When i get nervous around new people i talk so much im so sorry

just saw the mailman at somebody else’s house

It's really weird to me the degree to which JKR failed to make wizard adulthood appealing in any way. Every wizard adult you meet really obviously peaked in high school and still wistfully talks about it all the time

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a avocado

What’s a Glinda gotta do for 2 tickets around here?? 👸✨💞 @WICKED_Musical #wicked #popular

Just a reminder that Norm Macdonald wrote the best book dedication of all time

if the theme is american fashion why isn’t anyone pulling up like this #MetGala2021

Gertrude: Good Hamlet, cast thy nighted color off! Hamlet:

Houston life 😝✌🏻

I was supposed to go to the met gala tonight but I got grounded :(

After your mom or grandma got finished rubbing you down with that Vicks on your chest and a lil bit under your nose now you sitting on the couch watching the stories and The Price is Right the good old days

zack and cody’s mama getting ready to do her little show at the tipton hotel

They look like Ben Platt got split into two different people

@shoeisucksman Pain

i like being stupid because it means i’m always impressed by movie plot twists

10 years ago today, @OneDirection released their debut single, “What Makes You Beautiful.” The track was a top 10 in various countries, including the UK where it debuted at #1. It’s certified 4x Platinum in the US and marked the beginning of the boy band’s global takeover.