the day i realized other people had times when you were a kid and you’d be watching a movie with your siblings and an ugly character came on and you would look at your sibling and say “thats you” is when i came to the conclusion that i’ve never had an original experience ever.
i cant even get nacho fries at taco bell anymore man. all i get is a 5 ft tall homeless man asking to take a picture of me and a guy drinking out of a coconut with a straw
Due to the ongoing pandemic restrictions Louis’ UK + Europe tour dates for the spring have been rescheduled, and some new shows have been added as well! Tickets for the additional shows go on general sale on Friday 18th December at 9am GMT / 10am CET. See you there!
thinking about that time i told my friend there was a really hot guy leaving cvs and she had to tell me he was actually a tall old guy with gray hair and glasses because i can’t see far away and thought he was a tall blonde surfer boy.