Emma

no i am listening to what you’re saying but i just found out how far back my chair reclines

my father would be so proud at how well i just cooked mushrooms

Norooz Mobarak. May this new year be a garden for the just, and a desert for the unjust.

ask me questions i can answer

went to the middle eastern market for the first time since moving to the city and it healed me

if you think tea can be too strong then you don’t know what flavor is

@teddlestown so it’s possible that i do as well

@_emmas22 don’t feel like it, cause i like shawarma 🥰

i don’t think i like shawarma

@teddlestown yes why don’t you be a little more optimistic

@_emmas22 jury needs to get back from deliberations then

@teddlestown jury is still out bc i don’t THINK i like it

@_emmas22 take that back??

saying goodbye to the pilot after deplaning feels like meeting an A list celebrity

people at sfo today have never been outside

gen x i love some of you

the cell phone exhibit at the smithsonian is my personal hell

i’m about to make my portable scanner everyone’s problem

pregaming while watching one battle after another

i’ve never had anything worse than a croffle

eating a za’atar bagel at 11pm like middle eastern god intended

my roommates and i are drunk and we just hugged each other good night like we don’t live together