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mr. brightside

@_faurote_

you can't catch me and make me a man

Katılım Nisan 2013
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mr. brightside
mr. brightside@_faurote_·
things i actually said out loud to my cat today: a thread
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ROSE LANI
ROSE LANI@pradamercury·
How it feels to ask someone if they’re gonna eat their pickle
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folake aina
folake aina@f0lake·
no like… my first concert? the first people i ever stanned? posters all over my room? HELLO???
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meredith 🍉
meredith 🍉@dietz_meredith·
me in a car: these pedestrians are insane, that guy could’ve died in a crosswalk me as a pedestrian: i am. Ready to Die in a crosswalk
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Zack Bornstein
Zack Bornstein@ZackBornstein·
not to be controversial but personally i think we should have more options than a gently alive corpse and the dumbest Hitler of all time
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audrey farnsworth
audrey farnsworth@audipenny·
jesus christ google yes you can have my location. i’m literally just checking the spelling of a word but by all means, sure, know exactly where I am. freak
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Cowboy the Terrible
Cowboy the Terrible@iJmillz·
You guys can’t see my likes right now but I’m liking some interesting and niche things you probably wouldn’t understand. I’m liking some memes that are outside your realm of fathomability. Just letting you know
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Socratease
Socratease@renfairebarbie·
I have this at work
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bigsock
bigsock@biggersocks·
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trash jones
trash jones@jzux·
one minute you're young, the next minute you're defending your new pair of Crocs
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capricorn cunt 🎀
capricorn cunt 🎀@celesitial·
kinda miss being 13 reading wattpad stories until 5 am on a summer night
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steezy
steezy@steezysloth·
TurboTax: does all of this information look accurate to you? me:
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Gf Be WILIN
Gf Be WILIN@gfbewilin·
i should’ve bought a house in 2007 instead of playing on my pink nintendo ds
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kathleen
kathleen@holdenfordfocus·
born to say “are you fucking stupid” forced to say “wow i’ve never thought about it like that before”
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Wibke 🪩
Wibke 🪩@harrydearest·
you know it’s not the same as it was
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K’Hood
K’Hood@Rollitupk·
Let me call Samantha puckett on you hoes
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