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Up and Grateful Lord🕊🙏
Sigh@_faveeee
I act like I'm okay but deep down, I'm terrified my grandma will pull this stunt😭
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07:15am
New day to yap about @almanak
Did you know?
you can launch your own vault on Almanak without writing a single line of code?
You just define what kind of strategy you want, be it yield farming, rebalancing or hedging and the AI swarm builds it for you.
It even tests and verifies everything before it goes live.
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Thatboredgirlie(❖,❖)@thatboredgirlie
14:25pm DID YOU KNOW? Almanak’s emissions model rewards performance instead of size? Vaults that perform better earn more token emissions, not just the ones with the biggest deposits. It’s DeFi that actually values efficiency and intelligence. Bet on @almanak today!
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Growth doesn’t happen by chance. It’s earned through conviction, trust, and real utility.
@almanak vaults now hold over $158M, but that number isn’t the story it’s the signal. Behind it lies a growing community of users who value precision over noise and strategy over speculation.
What drives this growth isn’t just capital it’s confidence.
Confidence in non custodial systems that protect ownership.
Confidence in adaptive vaults that optimize performance in real time.
Confidence in a platform that keeps learning from every decision made on-chain.
Each deposit is more than liquidity, it’s a vote of belief.
And as that belief compounds, Almanak isn’t just tracking market behavior… it’s shaping it.
The growth you see isn’t surface level.
It’s structural.
It’s what happens when strategy and intelligence finally move as one.
Almanak isn’t chasing momentum.
It’s building it.
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AvatarYoshi Gadgets📲💻🤍@_just_yosh
Almanak isn’t a tool, it’s a mirror. A mirror of strategy, skill, and growth. It observes how you decide, learns how you reason, and reflects both your strengths and your blind spots. Vaults aren’t just places to park capital they’re the mirror’s surface, constantly adjusting, refining, and optimizing everything you put in. The sharper your thinking, the smarter the reflection becomes. That’s the real edge @almanak creates turning your own decisions into insight. @almanak /\ccelerate
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Almanak 101
The Simplest Way to Understand @almanak
DeFi (decentralized finance) lets people earn, lend, or trade without banks.
But it’s complicated because you need to move tokens, manage risk, and chase yields constantly.
That’s where Almanak comes in.
Almanak uses AI agents.
These are smart bots that do the heavy lifting for you.
They analyze data, find the best strategies, and manage everything automatically on-chain. Basically, you stay in control but the AI does the work.
It’s kind of like having your own personal financial assistant that runs 24/7, never gets tired, and makes decisions based on logic, not emotions.
Here’s how it works :
You deposit USDC → Almanak gives you alUSD (a token that earns yield).
The AI swarm then spreads that capital into top DeFi platforms like Curve & Pendle to earn you more returns.
You can see every action the AI takes. It is transparent, on-chain, and verifiable.
No middlemen. No guessing what’s happening behind the scenes and because it’s AI-driven, strategies get better over time.
They learn, rebalance, and improve performance automatically.
That’s why Almanak’s TVL (total deposits) has already crossed $170M+ and growing fast.
The future vision is even bigger, one day, everyone will be able to launch their own AI agent that manages assets for them.
Finance that literally runs itself.
In conclusion,
•You deposit.
•AI manages.
•You earn.
All transparent, all automated, all DeFi.
That’s Almanak; where intelligence meets finance.
Thatboredgirlie(❖,❖)@thatboredgirlie
It’s a new week to work harder. While you’re at it, DID YOU KNOW? Every vault on @almanak is non-custodial? That means you stay in control of your assets the whole time. AI might execute the logic, but it never touches your funds. It is automation with full transparency and zero trust risk. gAlmanak.
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I’ve been yapping about @LumiterraGame so much, I should be part of the team by now.
Morning, noon, and night, I preach LUMI without fail.
I quote, I support, I show up.
Because LUMI isn’t just a game, it's a lifestyle
Mainnet is close, stay locked in
glumi💛gmonad💜
Demarih❤️@DebbieGray009
I’ve been yapping about @LumiterraGame so much, I should be part of the team by now. Morning, noon, and night, I preach LUMI without fail. I quote, I support, I show up. Because LUMI isn’t just a game, it's a lifestyle Mainnet is close, stay locked in glumi💛gmonad💜
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It’s a new week to work harder.
While you’re at it,
DID YOU KNOW?
Every vault on @almanak is non-custodial?
That means you stay in control of your assets the whole time.
AI might execute the logic, but it never touches your funds.
It is automation with full transparency and zero trust risk.
gAlmanak.
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@_faveeee @brevis_zk It's true that Brevis makes intelligent contracts with Zk infrastructure
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Excited to tell you about @brevis_zk - "The infinite compute layer for everything"
Brevis aims to build ZK infrastructure that makes smart contracts intelligent.
Brevis unlocking a new chapter of possibilities.
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GM Almanak Users
New Daily Routine Unlock:
✧ Wake Up
✧ Say my Prayers 🙏🏿
✧ Grab something to Eat
✧ Yap about Almanak
✧ Engage all @almanak posts
gAlmanak always
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GM CT😊
It’s a new week and good time to go harder on Almanak!
Most people don’t lose in DeFi because of bad picks, they lose because of poor risk control.
A good strategy means nothing if it can’t protect your funds when the market swings.
That’s why @almanak builds safety straight into how its vaults run.
Before a vault even goes live, it already knows how to:
• Limit how much of your money can be used in one move
• Pause if losses go beyond a set level
• Avoid trading when the market goes crazy
• Place trades carefully to avoid slippage
These rules aren’t hidden or optional, they’re coded onchain and open for anyone to see.
So when your strategy runs, it follows clear boundaries and never does something it shouldn’t.
In simple terms: you earn yield automatically, but your money doesn’t move blindly.
That’s how Almanak keeps things smart, steady, and built to last.
It’s time to go harder on Almanak/\
Debs__@Nkaiyyy
This is Why Composability Matters and also why Almanak gets it right. Composability might sound technical, but it’s really simple,it just means things can work together. With Almanak, you can link different DeFi tools like Lego blocks: •One vault can borrow or lend. •Another can swap tokens. •Another can reinvest profits. Put them together, and you get a smarter strategy that runs by itself safely and onchain. You don’t need to code or understand smart contracts. Just describe what you want to happen, pick your vaults, and Almanak connects the dots. Everything stays transparent, with built-in limits so your strategy doesn’t go off track. That’s the beauty of composability, it makes DeFi simple, flexible, and powerful. Almanak just makes it easier and safer for everyone to try it. gAlmanak💚
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If only about 6k people have deposited into the @almanak vault
And they’re sharing 0.55% of the supply to snappers
Are you thinking what I’m thinking ?
gAlmanak to those that gAlmanak
it will be clear soon
Debs__@Nkaiyyy
If only about 6k people have deposited into the @almanak vault And they’re sharing 0.55% of the supply to snappers Are you thinking what I’m thinking ? gAlmanak to those that gAlmanak it will be clear soon
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Brevis is on a mission to secure ZK adoption for the future.
Believe in @brevis_zk
timo #tiredguy #nothavingfun@0xtimooo
Brevis is on a mission to secure ZK adoption for the future. Believe in @brevis_zk.
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Smart contracts can store state, but they can’t think.
They remember what happened not why it happened.
That’s why @brevis_zk built Pico a zkVM (zero-knowledge virtual machine) that acts as the brain behind Brevis’s ZK Coprocessor.
Pico lets developers run complex computations over historical blockchain data, prove it cryptographically, and send only the proof back on chain.
No data bloat, no trust issues just verified truth at a fraction of the cost.
It’s how blockchains learn to reason.
And now, that power is being tested in the real world through the Yapper Leaderboard, built with Kaito AI.
It’s a first of its kind rewards engine that merges social influence and on chain actions without doxxing your identity.
Users prove their impact through ZK proofs.
The system verifies who truly contributed value not who shouts the loudest.
This is the quiet revolution Brevis is driving:
– Logic that scales beyond block limits.
– Reputation that’s verifiable, not assumed.
– Incentives that reward authenticity, not noise.
Brevis isn’t just powering smarter contracts.
It’s building a new standard for trust, privacy, and recognition in Web3.
AvatarYoshi Gadgets📲💻🤍@_just_yosh
Blockchains are powerful but they have amnesia. They remember the present perfectly… yet forget the path that led there. A smart contract can see your balance, but not your journey. It can reward a deposit, but not loyalty. It can verify a trade, but not your consistency over time. That’s where @brevis_zk steps in a zero knowledge coprocessor that gives blockchains a memory. It lets smart contracts access and compute over historical on-chain data, across multiple chains, without breaking security or blowing up gas costs. Here’s how it works: – The heavy computation happens off chain. – Brevis wraps the result in a zero knowledge proof. – The blockchain simply verifies the proof fast, cheap, and trustless. That single shift changes everything. Now, DeFi protocols can reward users based on long term behavior. DAOs can verify contributions across chains. And complex logic that used to be impossible on-chain becomes provable truth. Projects like Linea, Bedrock, and MetaMask are already integrating Brevis to power on chain incentive systems rewards that are transparent, verifiable, and privacy-preserving. Brevis isn’t just scaling computation. It’s teaching blockchains how to remember, reason, and reward. A move from state aware to story aware systems where history finally matters.
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Gm Gm
Happy new week
Brains fade. Systems remember.
@almanak turns every decision into a living record so your org’s judgment compounds over time, like code.
Organizations don’t think people do.
Almanak captures that individual judgment and transforms it into collective intelligence.
Most opinions vanish in meetings, chats, and docs. Almanak turns those fragments into structured data reasoning, assumptions, confidence levels then runs simulations to reveal how your org actually thinks.
It’s not about who’s right. It’s about understanding the logic behind every call.
Over time, Almanak becomes a blueprint of your team’s mental models the DNA of great judgment.
Great orgs don’t just record what they do. They record how they decide.
Almanak makes that possible.
AvatarYoshi Gadgets📲💻🤍@_just_yosh
Built for billions /\ @almanak just rolled out a major Multiplier Update, and it changes the reward game for every vault and LP position. To better align rewards with real risk exposure: • Vaults: 1x → 1x • Pendle LP: 1.25x → 1.25x • Curve LP: 1.5x → 3x • YT-alUSD: 1.5x → 5x These new multipliers kick in today for all TVL suppliers. Updated Points will show up in today’s emission cycle. Until now, the daily 333,333 Almanak Points were distributed evenly across positions, even though the risk wasn’t. YT-alUSD holders have been taking on the most volatile, highest-risk exposure, yet earning diluted rewards as TVL expanded. This update fixes that. It gives proper weight to conviction, rewarding those who actually hold the line under higher risk. YT-alUSD now leads the field • Implied yield: ~28% • ~10% APY + 76x Almanak Points • 19 days left to farm before TGE This is the highest-reward path on Almanak right now — but also the one that demands the strongest stomach. YT-alUSD is where the real bulls live. Almanak is building the infrastructure for verifiable, automated capital coordination, and this update brings the reward logic closer to that vision. It’s no longer just about TVL. It’s about trust-weighted capital, where performance, transparency, and risk are all priced in. That’s the direction DeFi’s AI layer is moving. gAlmanak :)
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Another day powered by @LumiterraGame
We claim lemons.
We grind ranks.
We flex skins.
We grow the family.
Lumiterra isn’t just a game, it’s a movement.
Stay glowing, stay gLumi
Pass the Lumi on.
WarBABY@ProjectBaby_9
Another day powered by @LumiterraGame We claim lemons. We grind ranks. We flex skins. We grow the family. Lumiterra isn’t just a game, it’s a movement. Stay glowing, stay gLumi Pass the Lumi on.
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