all tis no rizz 🔻

how i sleep knowing people hate me on this app

me: oh look a weekend with literally no hockey for me to play immediately gets 3 games thrust upon me in the span of 45 minutes

@archaeoraves flames are gonna be ass for the next few years until their new stadium is built but also there’s no promise they’ll be good then. a couple of good young players but they stockpiled picks this trade deadline. fans are serious about the team

new chamber album is an absolute ass beater

@ummyouguys HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🎂

its fwm friday and its my birthday so that means you guys HAVE to fwm

Just read my first book willingly after 6 years!!! Reading for fun is so back

@mandafabes do not fear it’s loved by artists for a reason

Being a dgd fan in 2026 gotta be a top 10 most embarrassing thing ever Being a j*nny cra*ig fan gotta be even worse

the ongoing concept not getting more recognition and respect hurts me so much like watch this

@jmosstime the sleeve of his left shirt is fucking up too if you look closely enough

when he raises his hand on the left side his finger suddenly appears yeah this is ai and that mf is GONE 😭😭😭😭😭

probably my favourite part of my hockey routine is when i start stretching Ozzy gets super excited for floor time and hangs out with me

i’ve never lost a friend that was a good friend

they’re gonna open me up with Excisions and then have to Rezzerect me until the next Illenium if i speak on this

we really got banksy’s confirmed identification before GTA6 hey?

I am in a very advantageous position with chatgpt (never used it)

absolutely electric response in the building when this happened

@bayouhymns let go and let god i guess 😂😂

@_fetusfilets_ u dont even have to do anything, the universe just... handles it. insane work. very slapstick

guy who backstabbed me but no one believed backstabbed me is now known as a backstabber. the bodies float downstream NEEEEEEERD

i’m blessed to have grown up watching and idolizing the best goalies ever in Hasek and Roy

@emilianacon just gotta keep on trucking i guess

@_fetusfilets_ I’ve been doing lots

How is everybody?

@SweetToothAudio @soundsofneda that’s pretty much my dad without the military/cop arc too it’s kinda wild

@_fetusfilets_ @soundsofneda My dad’s a weird case. He’s ex military ex cop but he raised me to believe that the entire system is complete bullshit but he’s still a fiscal conservative but is still like kinda progressive for a 65 Year old white dude

My dad (white) bought me their 1992 self title album when I was 10 years old because he wanted to show me that there were black rock stars out there and that as a half black gals white kid I didn’t have to fit into any box. He also accidentally made me a radical leftist but alas