Phlimp Phlomp

Get you a man who can do both.

Still no word from @therealdashdude, this is starting to look like yet another rug pull. He took our 6 likes and ran, absolutely disgusting.

When can we expect these @therealdashdude

@anddreto You’d think he played for the canton charge! I’m here all week

I wish I did anything as well as Kevin Love draws a charge

@therealdashdude more like poopyannes poop pooped her, i poopose

Maryanne’s idol missed her, i suppose

SURVIVOR S42 PREMIERE THREAD alright, i’m a bit late, but i’m gonna tweet thoughts as i watch again for this season! woo!!!

@therealdashdude more like poopay barely pooping that poop is such poop for her

Lindsay BARELY missing that idol is such pain for her

@therealdashdude more like pooping last weeks poop now

watching last week’s episode now

@anddreto @therealdashdude Bro dual wield when you pack-a-punch tho?!?! Say less

@therealdashdude @_filup_ I retract my statement, they have the PM63

Oklahoma circling through their QBs like I filter through guns in zombies. Bro you got an M1911 and an Olympia and you're on round 20 you're boned

@anddreto And maybe they’re holding onto the m1911 to pack-a-punch, that also be hittin

@anddreto Olympia be hittin on dogs tho

Mac Jones is built like kids who wear shirts when they go swimming

@therealdashdude This is going to be your cat

cat

@Cameritbadge Impossible

@Cameritbadge Do they have a brimstone?

@therealdashdude @anddreto I don’t like ball anyway

@_filup_ @anddreto a braver man than i

Bro why are the Cavs so nice this year damn

@therealdashdude @anddreto I would a bet balls

@anddreto i would have bet a finger that the Cavs would not start the season 3-0

One good thing about masks is that I can just blow my nose without lifting a finger

@Cameritbadge Brimstone boys makin noise

Slowed+reverb is the new nightcore

@clarkeca4 Thanks bro ☺️

@_filup_ killing the game lately ngl

Old people wake up at 5 am to drive through the front of an Arby’s

@therealdashdude Maybe it was isopropyl alcohol

tip for the lady who just accosted me for money on the street because she was “so dehydrated”- maybe don’t have a nearly full bottle of water visible in your purse!