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Got a job im not qualified for, either my aura outweighed my lack of credentials or this is about to be the worst summer ever

Sometimes you just gotta jack off and leave the hoes on read

@ki2yourhearttt same and I watch it

this is euphoria to me

@joyci_schecter Wish I was there

My 23rd bday theme is Madonna Bootcamp and everyone will be put through a battery of tests

Gas money gas money hand me all your gas money to ride the mechanical bull like im a cowgirl

I had a dream I was a stripper and I was so bad at it I’d go home and cry and practice but never improve

foot pervert blowing up my phone while I’m having a bpd meltdown

Lesbians with dogs are so annoying

Been feeling a sense of impending doom lately

Im eating the fuck outta this charcuterie board and I’m gonna paint the fuck outta trade tn

@joyci_schecter Claimmmm

Never have to deal with my comically evil nonbinary second reader again and I’m going to live in my own nyc apartment and twirl ALL summer

And even realer bitches had a lesbian rumor circulating about them at 13

I went to the plaza near my high school that I have maybe been to 2/3 times since graduating and immediately felt like I was gonna shit and barf. This land is cursed

Everything pisses me off I need my brain rewired by Thursday

We are Roderick Heffley

sometimes when i go out i feel like everybody wants to kill me

people on Twitter think that just cuz they were prudes in high school everyone was

if theres one thing i learned from living in toronto its that the venn diagram of people who know how to take public transit and people that wear sports jerseys is two seperate circles

@ki2yourhearttt Live tweeting dropspot 3 floor party🔥

IM SCARED AT THE FUNCTION