A$$IGNED FAKE & GAY 🎧

my new goal is to be weird and strange at least once a week

I’m drinking a dirty martini that is literally just like 3 shots of straight vodka and an olive this is what I get for ordering an old hag beverage

But if I do it it’s time theft #okay

@anotherryan00 I was always taught the W in WASP stands for Wealthy

The term "WASP" always confused me. Does that imply that there are non-white Anglo-Saxons?

trans men are the only people that are attracted by women who have been attracted by men … my phone is woke I guess

@nicccat11 @plowsiyu BYE jshdjfjdjdjd

@_franchazel @plowsiyu Alpha knots alpha

we all know what AKA means but do we know what it stands for

This is how online I am

Tried to call an uber for my date accidentally typed ube so he developed an ice cream and walked across 6 lanes on I-78 to deliver it and overheated because he’s European and we’re in a heatwave (75°) but my paper house with central air brought him back. He said “thanks my digga”

Bring back preservatives

Perisex trans people throwing intersex people to the wolves with yet another repackaging of the binary guys noooo we from the same bronx

@butleriano Idk in Massachusetts we get down with a mol*sses baked bean

A lot of global distaste for American food is based on the fact the US military is overwhelmingly from the Southern warrior caste so they’re introduced to stuff the Yankee majority is only vaguely aware of.

@synthetican1mal Lmaooo I saw that post and was like oh I didn’t know y’all subq girls moved like that turns out me and op are both just dumb

very smart people on r transdiy as always

Wearing my Williamsburg boyfriend’s roommate’s clothes to work and I’m in the EXACT same outfit as this emo guy on the j next to me god bless you white america

@Paige_on_twt It’s essentialist trash. What even is brain sex? Is it mutable or immutable? Without these answers the chart is just a bunch of dots surrounded by ovals

This chart is burned into my brain like the afterimage of the sun when you stare at it then close your eyes.

@sillybutch My bf knows mine bc I have a collection of old nametags. Sometimes it’s just not that big of a hang up for people

e-transfer, passport, ID, the list goes on

Black people locs smell like I’m getting visited by the ancestors. White people locs smell like there’s been a decaying mouse under the fridge but the fridge is too heavy to move so I just kinda spray febreeze every few hours to cover it up (and it doesn’t end up working)

@GoldenChaos 18 → 26 no surgeries and I don’t want any. puberty #1 is just a step on the road 💜

32 -> 36. no surgeries. there’s no such thing as too late. 💕

@lemoncholia__ @heylilliehere just more brain worms I fear. I started HRT at 18 and 90% of the time pass as a cis woman even (especially) wearing neutral/masc clothing and no makeup. people of all orientations (cishet men, sapphics, gay men, etc) started finding me more attractive. It’s never too late

@heylilliehere Look I don't want to get confrontational but almost every cis woman would pass as one while bald, with AA cups, in a hoodie. I don't, because of my puberty. Brainworms are real but irreversible physical barriers to passing are real also :P

@MurrayHillGuy1 Where’s grad school

If you’re Gen Z it’s time to pick your quarter life crisis: 1. Marathon running/Hyrox influencer 2. Zyn addiction 3. Peptide guru 4. DJing 5. “Building a brand” aka unemployed 6. Red pill dating coach 7. Raw milk 8. Situationship for 3 years who you never date 9. Moving to Austin or Miami 10. Gambling every night 11. “Quitting Alcohol” 12.Or getting drunk 5 times a week 13.Starting a podcast 14. Posting day in my life videos 15. Learn golf

@flowwithkel “AINT THIS WHAT YOU BEEN WAITING FOR” On a slightly more serious note it would have been cool to see what the AKAs at Howard cooked up for Kamala’s run as potus On a more serious note there is a lot going on in black culture that holds significant weight. we got hakas at home

“black people need to do this” yall want us to sing knuck if you buck or something??