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My organs: water?? Me: iced coffee :) Organs: no seriously please water Me: iced :) coffee :)

@Khalilx_ Who are you?

@_fullofheck Remember back in August of 2019 when you randomly came at me for a tattoo? Yeah this is what you get. Smoking cat pack since i stumbled upon this!

I found my cat this morning, dead, with what looks to be a gunshot wound that killed him. I am absolutely shattered and beyond irate. Like, who is shooting cats inside a fucking neighborhood?? Literally one of the worst days of my life. This is so unfair, he was the best boy 😞😞

@mst_tombox Also way more often than not it is extremely resilient to hand traps as well which is a plus because even after taking 1-3 HTs it’s really easy to still end on colossus to droll your opp

@mst_tombox I have a list for this I have been playing hard for like 3-4 months and while not the best deck ever, it cleaned up a lot of locals and at worst was gatekeeping top 8. If you’d like I can send you my 2 lists I bounced between and maybe duel it too! Deck is SO much fun it’s crazy

What are some of the best Rogue decks right now? (AKA not FS Ryzeal, Ryzeal, FS Kashtira, FS Yubel, Maliss, Fiendsmith Musket) I really like Thunder Dragon Bystial Horus!

@_bigtype As someone who plays this game, Toad is one of my least fav cards to go against. Kinda crazy 💀

wanted to feel something so i spent $30 on yugioh cards and got whatever the hell this little guy is and now i feel awesome

@brxxtxn This is fucking NUTS I’m sad I couldn’t be there

we dont miss kublai khan.

@_bigtype TWO

antpile 2

Rest in Peace my sweet boy, my sweet Keke. I will miss you forever. I have no idea how I will fall asleep tonight with out you being there to rub your face on mine for 10 minutes before falling asleep. I will see you on the flip side, son 🙌

@thefinnmckenty Supergroup that doesn’t suck: Infact, maybe the best rock album of the 2000’s:

@brxxtxn That set was cash fucking money

a god damn movie.

@zanexdaniel I sell Auto as a broker, I can look at a few companies for you dude!

Holy shit progressive wanted to change my van insurance from $150 monthly to $300 for switching my policy to Texas LOL anyone got any insurance recommendations?

@UlasSage I think about interstellar everyday

@thelioma_meso !!!!!!

This is because yall are afraid to vote third party

@xouttheeyes Got to see them a few years ago. I was floored by how insane they sound in person

@_bigtype I remember being like 9 years old and my older cousin being like “this called sweet pandemonium check this out” on MySpace and my life changed forever

@_fullofheck i didn’t start listening to them til much later in life but man they got some hits

funny soft riff stealing

@xouttheeyes BTF and Beartooth are good albums but the BEST? smoking rock

Dying Fetus at a hardcore fest the way god intended

@olivesagan @MacDonaldTweets What a cursed thing to read about my favorite childhood movie. You’re probably right though

@MacDonaldTweets for some reason i can't explain, i feel like Lucas would have shown us Anakin busting twice to explain the twins

Revenge of the Sith