matthew gillard

@JahbahJuice @Romeos_burner Question tho. If his 7 is a “basically a 5” why don’t it fly like a 5? Low and running? Think you need to look up CG and center of mass an spin effect a golf ball.

@Romeos_burner Or hitting a 7 iron that’s actually a 5 iron and then people jerk off about how far he hit a 7 iron the rest of the week but it’s a 5 iron

I can’t wait for Bryson to show up to Augusta and compete for a couple days then proceed to start missing greens left because he insists on hitting PW from 190 then blaming the golf ball manufacturers. A tradition unlike any other.

@GaryUsher_cook @Ash_Haskins

Working on a piece about no-shows for Waitrose online if any UK restaurants want to talk to me about their experiences and solutions. RTs much appreciated

@JessGlynne @SexyFishLondon Bit of a muppet aint you love 😂

@piersmorgan Broken record here

First question for Mr Johnson has to be this: 'What childcare did Dominic Cummings find after travelling 250 miles to find it?' Second question: 'Did he break lockdown while in Durham?'

@piersmorgan @BorisJohnson Probably to collect said child. Enless he was going to abandon it

WHAT? He did it AGAIN? ...AFTER he recovered? If true, & Observer is running same story, every excuse put up for Cummings today by No10 & grovelling cabinet ministers just went up in smoke. Over to you, Prime Minister @BorisJohnson. Any more lies you want to try?

@cantmiddleton But would you?

@_gillard knew it 👊

* SUNDAY EXCLUSIVE * kicked out of the house last night as apparently saying “you’re a daft bint for crashing my Lambo” isn’t very fair summer rig & reading how “Pretty Boy Foxy” is now everyone’s favourite because he does ‘sexy time side-eye’ ** she is a granny though, right?

@mrjamesob You have a book?

Can't believe Michael Gove doesn't have my book on his shelves. Explains a lot.

@piersmorgan Sad sad old man.

We’ve all been scammed 👇

@ROBKINBAR Glad it's not just me

@Argos_Online just wondering what you suggest as my local argos wont take returns and I'm 1 day away from being out of my 30 days return for ab expensive item

@chefryanhoney It could be worse

@MrBazza @nypost He objected to the way it was leaked. Being of such a high position should have know better then to let it get leaked...imagine it if involved national security. Hope he has speedy and safe recovery

@nypost Genuine question. What has Trump got against this guy? He objected to him writing a letter? wtf?

Fired Navy captain Brett Crozier tests positive for coronavirus: report trib.al/7EguGCe

@Scott_BFC90 @afneil Unfortunately there isnt one country thats has enough of anything....kinda happens when there is a pandemic all over the world.....I mean enless every world leader is wrong and you're the only one who can see sense

@afneil No. Not enough PPE, not enough ventilators, not enough testing. It’s okay though cos the government are ‘trying their hardest’.

Need for more clarity on ventilators. I believe the NHS has access to 8,000 ventilators. Government expects to receive a similar number under order over the next few weeks. But the total requirement is 30,000. Are we doing enough, fast enough?

@TheLongsArms Be coming for a fat sunday roast first sunday back in business

Right this is indeed a right old shit storm 💩🌪☂️we are all in this together you know what I mean👨🏼‍🍳💪🏻if anyone needs me I’m here, dont go doing anything STUPID, everything will be ok. Call me ☎️ stay strong 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

That's my boy!!!

@jeremycorbyn Still better then you....mongtard

Boris Johnson wasn’t chosen by you. He was chosen by fewer than 100,000 unrepresentative Tory Party members. You deserve your say whether that’s in a public vote on Brexit or in a General Election - so that everyone has the chance to decide the future of our country.

@Ash_Haskins @Calcot_and_Spa @davies_chef @HospAction You see he even called the kid who got burnt vindictive and used the chance to apologise to try and gain sympathy.

@Calcot_and_Spa @davies_chef Maybe he’s too busy cycling around the country for @HospAction and should be paying more attention to what’s happening at home rather then trying to make him look like he’s a do gooder

@philip_chef @liamgallagher And a bit of blur on the record player

@liamgallagher Sunday lunch. Football. Sunshine. As you were

It’s a lovely day for it LG x