Aubrey Plaza (fake) (not real) (parody) (satire)

being a reply guy is much like being a ronin, you wander about looking for a master worthy of your service and eventually kill yourself

@Claynecast Well done.

If tears should fall like gentle rain, It’s love that speaks through hidden pain, for hearts that feel the world so wide, are chosen souls God walks beside, you cannot heal each wounded cry, Nor lift them all beneath one sky, but every prayer your spirit sends💞😘🥰😘

I once accidentally made eye contact with chapelle roan and she told her bodyguard to pop my balls with the needler from halo

@sneedliberalism I work at rural schools and I have also noticed what he’s talking about but dinergoth is a terrible name for it

blowing my brains out and painting the Mona Lisa on the wall

Can a 32 year old white boy with no skills or redemptive qualities get a little motion

My super power is probably that I have an iq of 65 and my peepee points sideways when it gets hard

@Floridachlorm Could you elaborate

@_glassduster Penis dick in yo mouth

Have you guys ever heard of a ‘penis’, the word keeps popping up and I don’t know what it means

How do I tell the algorithm that I don’t give a shit about hasan drama

Now that he’s dead I can finally reveal that Chuck Norris was by birth a Guatemalan man named Carlos Norez

@tom_on_here #radicalcentrist #centristking

The Left And The Right Both Hate This Man Twitch.tv/chapotraphouse

@TheFaithSheriff I’m gay

Ever wonder why people don't sneeze in their sleep?

@TheFaithSheriff I’m gay

@TheFaithSheriff I’m gay

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! 😭

@TheFaithSheriff I’m gay

I wish I had the "N" Pass! 😭 #thefaithfulsheriff

My favorite director is without question David Lunch

@tom_on_here @youwouldntpost His Lunchian Films were the gift to us…… and his Will is that we watch them…….

Nothing for his Film Fans? Shameful…

I just accidentally glued my balls to my butthole again 😔