grace fisher

Guys with abs- uncomfy to lay on, spend time at the gym instead of w u, pressure for u to look flawless, pecks bigger than ur boobs Guys with dad bods- make a good pillow, always down for a burger, binge drink on the regular, usually funnier than the average male #teamdadbod

If you shame a woman for getting an abortion but shrug at a virus that's killed 625,000 sentient human beings in your country in less than two years, I'm not sure you're actually pro-life.

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Guys with abs- uncomfy to lay on, spend time at the gym instead of w u, pressure for u to look flawless, pecks bigger than ur boobs Guys with dad bods- make a good pillow, always down for a burger, binge drink on the regular, usually funnier than the average male #teamdadbod

“I’m here live, I’m not a cat,” says lawyer after Zoom filter mishap “I can see that,” responds judge

If you’re wondering what life is like in Australia... pretty much back to normal. Thanks to decisive action, lockdowns, mandatory international quarantine, and stringent contact tracing, the current number of active cases in the whole country (pop. 25 million)? 47.

If you want to lead well you must become someone who serves others. The path to great leadership requires service and sacrifice.

#COVID19 is on the rise. We flattened the curve once, we can do it again. We can crush this pandemic. We can get past this. But we have to be tougher and we have to do it TOGETHER. Wear your mask. Practice physical distancing. Do your part. Your actions will save lives.

If 2020 were a Euchre hand:

Your friend has a SPECIAL message for you

Us: 2020 is gonna be our year *3 months later*

if tom hanks isn’t immune then i’m sorry but we’re all fucked

“If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn’t be able to sit for a month.” - Theodore Roosevelt

tell me why i listen to songs that make me sad on purpose ???

i stg uber drivers in la purposefully try to get u so car sick that u blow chunks in their car

the only texts i ever get are from my postmates delivery people

do u ever use a word and ur not rlly sure what exactly it means but u know it sounds smart and ur like 60% sure ur using it in the right context? because same

@ashleymaeasis dm me!

Selling 2 Ariana Grande Tickets at the Forum tomorrow!!!! Someone please buy them! I’m willing to negotiate!