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@agNavya Lalaine from Lizzie Maguire said she read the first four harry potters in one day. I don't believe her but that's what she said.

Is it humanly possible to read 200 pages in a single day?

@MetamateDaz I truly have to tell my undergrad interns this every semester. "When do you *actually* want to be in the office", otherwise they send me the entire inverse of their class schedule. Like, someone who's not me is going to take advantage of this.

UNPOPULAR OPINION: Someone’s free time is NOT their availability.

@BRELLAFASHION Looking back, I'm surprised she didn't insist on something by Janet.

britney spears dancing to madonna’s “open your heart” in crossroads (2002)

@GamewithDave Nancy Drew! Specifically Message in a Haunted Mansion or Treasure in the Secret Castle.

For those who used a computer between 1995 and 2001, what's the computer game from that time that sticks with you the most, and why?

@shit_queen @BLAMElTONYOU @lipglossgrinss I really thought it was like a tumblr anon sort of thing lol

@BLAMElTONYOU @lipglossgrinss Yall having the same profi pic is fmu

can someone explain why this episode is so good/significant in the replies I'm not watching it

There are more members of the Duggar family who have been accused of molesting children (2) than there are trans women who have medaled at the Olympics (zero).

@Gravecyde You just took my husband and I through a tailspin. You are so right.

idk if this is a hot take but my god I loathe when vampire fangs are on the incisor teeth and not the canines. Looks dumb asf

@SLAYJENSEN @mikesmicYT Age up Benito and the crew!

@mikesmicYT The way this wouldn’t work bc Overcompensating takes place in the mid-to-late 2010s

they should do a That’s So Suite Life of Hannah Montana type crossover with these shows

@Hubertfrfr @1followernodad "Hello I'll have a black coffee" "What size?" "Large" "room for cream or sugar?" "No" "cash or card?" "Cash" "Thank you" "Thank you" Well that's 11.

@1followernodad I guess he means that you not only say caramel macchiato but then also specify the size how much sugar, what type of milk, any syrups or whatever else you can choose in Starbucks (I wouldn't know I've been there only once. It's way too overpriced even for me)

fascinating that he thinks “caramel macchiato” is ten or more words

@DanaWessel I'd wager the food course chinese place has stayed the same

Now with the Mall of America Hooters closing*, how many original tenants are still in their OG location? LEGO Store for sure. Bubba Gump? *They aren't closing. Ill find a way to save them. #SaveMOAHooters

@CodeByNZ This is where I'd 100% round up to 4 and be honest if they bring it up, pointing out a flaw in their system which usually creates a good power rebalance.

This is one of the dumbest things I've seen on a job application. Bro, GPAs have decimals. Who put this together?

@theashleyray Truly why else would one of my main vocal stims be money on the dresser, drive a kompressor, top notch hoes get the most not the lesser.

how do white kids learn rap songs now? do they just listen to rap?

remember girl talk

@fr13dM1lk Last movie I saw we had at least one mouse running around. Crazy it's taken this long for me to see one as I'm there all the time. They must be well adjusted bc they were not afraid lol

im surprised movie theaters dont have mice infestations this is heaven for a mouse or roach

@bwrzerk It's a really fun song to sing to yourself when you have a good range but lack chest strength for the high notes. She doesn't have many songs where she's using her head voice like this.

gente acabe de redescobrir essa música divina tô encantado com a obra prima

@Adebayo_404 @theereal_one I just wish they could get checked at the door, or disabled in some way when you’re inside. I still need it to call an uber.

@theereal_one BAN PHONES AT CONCERTS BAN PHONES AT CLUBS

can’t even judge cause if we banned phones everyone would be on some freak shit like this 🫠

it has also been 61 years since the reverend mother called maria a cunt face. a moment i’ll never get over😭😭

@miauposter @WiscoGrant I audibly gasped.

@WiscoGrant next in line is the frank green water bottle watch this space

my gym is overrun with only owala bottles i've been thinking about this for weeks and think i've finally nailed down water bottle lineage

@WiscoGrant I was obsessive about camelbak from 2010 to 2015. Then it was Starbucks cold cups for a while until the hydroflask revolution.

@skipper When it’s takeout I dump all the curry and a portion of the rice for the right ratio (I usually go light on rice). But I do it your way when I’m at the restaurant, honestly don’t know why it just feels right.

my husband dumps all of his chicken tikka masala and rice into a bowl and i strategically eat mine in portions which one of us is eating it correctly?

@Iamivy05 Is she too young for A Star is Born? I was having trouble keeping quiet in the theater by the end 😭

my daughter been saying she wants to watch a movie that’s gonna make her cry all weekend. we tried a walk to remember and hardball. not even a sniffle. tonight I’m breaking out Marley and me. if this don’t get the job done she goin to therapy