Giselle Saucedo

I decided today that I’m going to see if I can find the restaurant with the highest number of brothers. I am on strike and have nothing better to do with my time. Please join me.

Me after 18 beers

Me at 3AM:

Whose Grandma is this?! 💀 twitter.com/1Creole_Pisces…

@BrianManookian What if you consolidated your original loans with a different service provider?

@UbbidubbiFest One of our friends backed out, we have an extra ticket for Dubbi room with ZD at The Shack! Holla at me ur you want to claim!!

Ubbi & Dubbi: BOTH OUR AFTERPARTIES ARE SOLD OUT!! Bubbi: One more coming 👀🐫

@RealDiscoDonnie Donnie comin thru for the people 🥲

2 parties confirmed...working on more🕺🕺🕺

@RealDiscoDonnie We're sturdy. We can handle some wind gusts

Sorry guys. We tried everything to make it happen. I just got off the phone with the National Weather Service and it wouldn't be safe to do a show outside tonight. Ravers in 60 MPH wind gusts, lightning, and hail is no bueno. And of course, refunds will be available🙏🙏🙏

@tianaperea__ @theusmcfabian @RealRaveRangers @UbbidubbiFest @RealDiscoDonnie @diplo @zedsdead @tiesto @Apashe_Music @CloZeeOfficial me too fr fr

@theusmcfabian @RealRaveRangers @UbbidubbiFest @RealDiscoDonnie @diplo @zedsdead @tiesto @Apashe_Music @CloZeeOfficial Saaaaame

Due to forecasted severe weather, hail, unsafe wind speeds, and lightning in the festival area, Ubbi Dubbi is devastated to announce that the second day of Ubbi Dubbi 2022 (Sunday, April 24, 2022) is canceled. Read full statement here: ubbidubbifestival.com/blog/event-can…

“She was trying to hold back because she didn’t want to be seen as an angry woman and Pence was playing up the patronizing CEO thing and I promise you every woman in America noticed.” – My wife just now.

Trump has y’all so brainwashed that you literally sign off everything you say with his name 🤣 #trump2020

@realDonaldTrump Probably because you’re a trash president

So disgusting to watch Twitter’s so-called “Trending”, where sooo many trends are about me, and never a good one. They look for anything they can find, make it as bad as possible, and blow it up, trying to make it trend. Really ridiculous, illegal, and, of course, very unfair!

@MannyRamirez_TX @FWPOA @NatPoliceAssoc @realDonaldTrump @BillWaybourn @FWRepWomen @CLEAT @UnitedCops @TomWilder1995 Beautiful. Thank you for standing there and doing absolutely nothing, officers.

What an amazing show of support for #America today in #TarrantCounty, Texas. Fort Worth Backs the Blue! @FWPOA @NatPoliceAssoc @realDonaldTrump #UnitedWeStand 🇺🇸

@MannyRamirez_TX @FWPOA @NatPoliceAssoc @realDonaldTrump @BillWaybourn @FWRepWomen @CLEAT @UnitedCops @TomWilder1995

Ok but the fight scene where Bumi and the airbender recruits take out the bison rustlers 🔥

You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna have a good night. I hope you have a good night too ❤️

Guys your masks has to cover your nose.

That period in lockdown when there was no food in the supermarkets & people were fighting for tissue doesn’t even seem real

I still can’t believe they did Bernie like that AGAIN.

NOBODY IS COMMITTING SUICIDE BY HANGING THEMSELVES FROM A TREE 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣