Akarshana

One of the funniest part about being an only daughter is, prescriptions. I can produce their prescriptions dating back YEARS but when it comes to mine? I probably used it to dispose my chewed gum.

What do you say to a person who says dissociative identity disorder is potentially paranormal?

Dear brain, this isn't the song you play on loop before noon. youtube.com/watch?v=9yA8tW…

Me: why do these bruises keep appearing out of nowhere on my body? Also me, becomes Gandhari while walking.

Meta is coming up with all sorts of unwanted updates except the one everyone needs. Stop announcing deleted messages on WhatsApp. It defeats the fucking purpose.

@TheDilliMirror youtu.be/AETFvQonfV8?si… Your Dilli brain will come to rescue with this, JB!

Checked accidentally into one of the oldest hotels of US . It looks like this . If you don’t hear from me ever again tu smaazh Jana Kya hua hai .

@_rhymr_ Have you tried this? Maybe it'll knock yourself right off!

I think my circadian rhythm is shifted to that of a US time zone

Shardul channelling Bumrah. Bumrah channelling Rohit. Tilak channelling Hitman. #MIvsPBKS

Hey @tataplayfiber, it's been 3 days still no word from you guys. What kind of pathetic customer service are you all providing?

@_rhymr_ By furniture do you mean cat beds?

Spending the last remaining cash on IKEA furniture.

An actor who nailed a role so hard that nobody else will ever be able to live up to it… GIFS ONLY

@nykaacares I have sent a DM. Please sort this out.

@_guiltyfeminist Hi! We apologize for the inconvenience. We would like to understand the cause of the issue and provide assistance. Therefore, we kindly request that you contact us via DM with your order details in order to expedite the resolution of this issue.

Hey @MyNykaa, where is my order? Placed on 7th May, delivery got delayed to today and still there is no update on your app. No the kind of incompetence one expects from you guys.

Maybe, you tell yourself you're not an affectionate person just to make life easier. Maybe, your restraint would snap and you'd be a sobbing mess if someone held you right.

Hey @tataplayfiber, what's the point of paying you guys if I have to lodge a complaint every 2 weeks? I rather switch to services.

Grabbing flowers before getting home just to see the woman of the house smile is adorable.

@x0drews This has been on my tbr for so long!

cr. sinners anonymous by somme sketcher ⟡

When someone who rarely shops for herself ends up shopping, just know something or someone has pissed her enough for the internal monologue to scream "fuck it"

@x0drews My absolute favourite of the three.

cr. the darkest temptation by danielle lori .✦ ݁

This.