Hammer 🔨

Today seems like the day I reactivate the account

Oh boy am I being bad

@defecationarmy I will be back and we shall gamble more

Lost all my money gambling again but who am I to complain. There’s nothing better than feeling that rush of possibly catching a legendary run. I am Larry

While the city sleeps we geek.

@defecationarmy Good call Larry

@AlexCarusoTrack @tanner8callahan @aaronDmanDonald @squirmy6908 You are retarded.

@tanner8callahan @aaronDmanDonald @squirmy6908 I’m a squid but u guys elected an ASIAN PM?😂😂😂 These pussies don’t even know the first thing about pledgeship.

Yik Yak is just for people who don’t have the sack to make a burner.

ICE should just start ordering DoorDash or Ubers I mean holy fuck these guys don’t speak a lick of English

@jitty412 @1974Gatz Who the fuck do you think you are Jit

@1974Gatz Got you

@defecationarmy There are ball knowers who know this ball. But there are people who couldn’t understand this if their lives depended on it

I truly wish I could have gone to the moon with mordecai rigby and skips using the magic keys

I’ll never understand how traffic builds up leading into a tunnel just for the road to be wide open on the other side

I’ve got enough wisdom to lead a small colony into the pacific on row boats and overthrow the French government

I’m going to want to kill myself tomorrow!

gosh I’m the worst gooner ever. I hope I have a nightmare I want to wake up scared and tweaking

VIBES ARE SO HIGH TODAY

Honestly been the worst start to a year ever

DraftKings letting you deposit when your bank account is negative should be an international crime

hmmmmmmmmm. My thoughts cannot process

It’s always snowing in Aspen #almostfriday

@defecationarmy This seems like an attack on me

“He would have been a hell of a gladiator with that sword”