hazel

💭💭wife💭

if your name is Jake English go away.

slowly adding information to my bio until i dox myself

my only thing i wish for on twitter is that the robocough link on my profile causes at least one person to get addicted to dxm

@Lobotimite @rirukalover up top

@rirukalover @_hazelnonut I hardly know her

hey girl are you my penis because youre short and useless

i blinked and the world got 20% darker

@peashootercat the album cover is genius because it gets u in the mood for the music while representing how itll make u feel like i listen to marjorie wc sinclair while jerking off all the time lowk

Why is it so good oh my god

my tweets are going to nazis and trans women right now like its a 50/50 split this horseshoe theory shit is serious

i hate all of you

today is all about love

@FlameOfO00 i dont follow u either but u dont see me talking abt it

@_hazelnonut why are you always up to smt i dont even follow you

can i throw up on you

@Silent_Knighty now why could that be

@_hazelnonut that would hurt I think

@WillSmi52320710 who are you

@_hazelnonut You're always loved by Jesus beloved ❤️ God bless you ❤️

i am universally loved and i universally hate

cut off my wings by the break of dawn

i accidentally got rid of my bio but idk what to put so ill just keep it like this for a bit

its all so familiar

When I was 14 I had a girlfriend who was 16 she made me a porn addict but I beat the system and you can too #nofap

@dxmyuri muting my tube

@_hazelnonut Im muting this post

do people know then they can mute their posts without announcing it

I Just Read Homestuck. It's Alright, I Guess.