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@amirahvann Hello from your freshman college roomie! I’m at my mom’s, she’s watching her fave show…& then I see your beautiful face!! What a wonderful surprise!! Of course you’re as talented as ever & twice as gorgeous. Happy Thanksgiving, and my love to your mama & your family!

@LibertysFlame76 @jointhelongwalk @StephenKing This book came out decades before Squid Game.

@jointhelongwalk @StephenKing So King just ripped off Squid Games. How original.

WALK OR DIE. From legendary author @StephenKing. From The Hunger Games director Francis Lawrence. #TheLongWalk - in theaters September 12.

@jointhelongwalk @StephenKing I love this book. Excited to see if the movie can convey the psychological horror of the source material.

Truly disappointed with how many Predator movies are awful when a couple of them are such bangers.

So much for Chic-fil-a traditional Christian values.

I need someone to acknowledge that accounting is absolutely fucked and impossible to learn and we should burn it (the very concept) in a lake of fire.

@NoContextBrits I mean, just have relatives regularly pour that shit directly over the headstone. Mmm. Bisto.

@NoContextBrits Gravy

What’s the most British thing you could put on your gravestone?

RT @AuschwitzMuseum: Eighty years ago today, over 7,000 prisoners of the German Nazi camp #Auschwitz, including some 700 children, were lib…

@TheExtremeMusi1 Brian Jonestown Massacre show in 2008 when the stabbing occurred…

Who’s the most intoxicated musician you’ve ever seen perform live???

@TheCinesthetic There’s never an awkward pause before sex for someone to retrieve and put on a condom.

What something that’s completely normal in movies but would be weird and even psychotic in real life?

@anon_opin Scotch eggs are so easy to make! I don’t even like them, and sometimes I’ll whip some up for friends.

Making Scotch Eggs at home is a real pain in the arse. Just buy them.

@getbentsaggy I love you, Chris.

happy thanksgiving who wants some long turkey xox

@RevRevvinEv Inflation. 😉

When I started knitting this scarf, it was 50 stitches wide. Now it’s 54.

*Erivo. Butterfingers here.

Know what? I dislike Cynthia Eviro’s rendition of Defying Gravity. I mean, it’s technically flawless, she has an excellent voice, but I just don’t care for it. Hate the trill she does on the final note.

Was at work 2hrs early; working late as well. At least I get paid overtime!

@NoContextBrits Looooooooow salaries.

Name one bad thing about the UK.

Today’s feelings, in a nutshell.