Emeka

@Phatbabeluuu I bought 10k fuel I weak😔

You take 10k to buy fuel, you can only just laugh at yourself.

@the1strickk I day tell you

Na who them catch be thief. See as all of them gather like say them self no dey go collect preek 😅😅

@EsutEssentials Na who them catch be thief

A n•de video of a female student in her second year at ESUT was reportedly leaked, drawing widespread attention. According to reports, the male involved allegedly promised her an iPhone 17 in exchange for recording their encounter.

@AskMichaelTaiwo You can go try it you are not old write jamb

Why can’t we have someone score 400/400 in JAMB? Are you telling me there’s not a single student brilliant enough to perfectly ace it?

@teefehbaby It depends on what she’s asking as far as she day reciprocate back no whalala

“Date a rich and independent woman” If a rich woman bills you, can you handle it?

@Cleverlydey4u 😂😂😂😂

DEZNY DROPS A NEW FUNNY SKIT 😂

@TouchlineX Papa Perez😂😂😂

💣🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Real Madrid president Florentino Perez has just finished one of the most UNFORGETTABLE press conferences in football history. •⁠ ⁠He’s ‘sorry that he won’t resign,’ instead calling for an election 3 years early and threatening other candidates to run against him ‘if they can' •⁠ ⁠The first questions are sporting-related, but immediately he says that he will not be talking about sporting matters •⁠ ⁠Insists that Real Madrid is not a dictatorship, that he has been the best president of all time, winning 74 titles, and that the only way they will get him out is if ‘they shoot him’ •⁠ ⁠Claims that Real Madrid players ‘fight every season,’ and that it’s totally normal. At least 4 or 5 players hit each other per year. Defends both Tchouameni and Valverde as ‘good kids’ •⁠ ⁠Picks out his phone from his pocket to start reading news and laughing at fake news from multiple outlets, mainly ABC •⁠ ⁠Singles out an ABC journalist as ‘a woman who doesn’t even know if she knows about football’ •⁠ ⁠Saying he’s a supernatural animal, a beast that works day and night, denying rumors of cancer and tiredness •⁠ ⁠Attacks Barcelona for the Negreira case, saying it’s the most disgraceful scandal in football history, and that they have prepared a document to send to UEFA to report Barcelona •⁠ ⁠Confirms Real Madrid have the most valuable squad in the world according to Transfermarkt •⁠ ⁠Starts arguing with journalists in front of him during the press conference, threatening to cancel his subscriptions to the media •⁠ ⁠Calls himself a construction mogul, claiming his companies generate billions of euros in revenue worldwide •⁠ ⁠Claims he called the presser to defend Real Madrid from the robberies, saying he would have at least 7 more league titles if they ‘weren’t robbed from him’ •⁠ ⁠Urged the fans and members of the club to support the players, not boo them •⁠ ⁠Says good night, and leaves the room saying he hopes to never see the journalists again

@TouchlineX 😂😂😂😂

🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Florentino Perez to journalists: "Let that GIRL speak, the rest of you are so UGLY.”

@Motee_1 😂😂😂😂

i just buy standing fan for my babe, how dem dey sign that prenup?

@teefehbaby @Isaaceddy2hard she wan buy palmgrids

Each time you refuse to do something for your woman, thousands of men are in her DM ready to do it.

@anna2mfon @Best7Edits @bigwizarrdd Rest jara

@Best7Edits @bigwizarrdd "God púnish your life" it's normal thing to say to your wife??

Mummy Trevor is becoming more creative with her pranks, na she go later Kpai Daddy Trevor😭😭

@blackjesusxr I don laugh kpa🤣

Pikin lost for South Africa, you wey dey Nigeria dey reshare.😭😭😭

@nonsowtf See where you go hang ball now

Mbappe wey be Multi millionaire dey use 15pro You wey dey struggle, save your hard earned money buy phone, you no steal am oo. Peer pressure go make you cover the camera.😂💔

@alt_tgbwears Too real😂😂

If you put breast for my mouth I go submit, I no follow them do alpha male moimi

UP & GRATEFUL.

@kay_z67 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

see where this guy go hang ball😭😭

@official_Gegeh Make I avoid marriage then I’ll be lonely at my old age

As a man,you have no business with marriage. Avoid it to save your life

Wizkid Ayo Balogun 🐐

@yxyiagain No be lie

money can’t buy happiness, poverty would kill your joy