maya ✨

me with the laundry from the dryer

Beefing with this nigga must be a living nightmare😭😭

“hold the fries” will actually never come out of my mouth

everybody looked so cute for their Galentine’s 💕

Twitter is literally like talking to yourself in public and some strangers walking by agree with you 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

nail salons aren’t even good for pedicures anymore 😒

GO JAGS ❤️

Tyrone? In Utah?

👀”Seniors Spotlight Grabs” Plenty of solid 2026’s that will be playing next level…. Here are a few Senior Spotlights from 2025 season that balled out….. @LandonWatt8 @xavier07_j @iamchrischap @stuart_DC1 @lawson @MarloHarri22515 @BlakeBrunick5 @Evantaylor12_ @JackLassiter22 @waltmFB2026 @KadeClemmonsQB @woogienxtup @CJJohnson_2 @DonovanCrow1 @ERidley12 @SheldonGraham18 @Justinp081 @ShoneTap8 @JacksonSarapin @JaydenMartinA8 @Xedwards8 @TreyKnight3i @JacobEley2026 @Cjbrown9911 @ArmonteGraham More players 🔜…. #AlabamaTop4 @FieldView_1

Not telling my friends everything

👀”Senior Spotlight: Donovan Crow” @DonovanCrow1 @RecruitDevils Each year, I try to highlight the seniors who have put in major work to end their HS careers and onto new beginnings at the next level of play….. The AHSAA is home to some of the best teams & student-athletes across the country 🇺🇸 in the modern era of HS 🏈.,,. 7️⃣🅰️ Central Phenix-City Player: Donovan Crow @DonovanCrow1 RB 6’0” 205lbs. Intel 🧑🏾‍💻Scoop: Very consistent career & explosive ball carrier….overall complete RB who can pick up the blitz and provide solid depth at the position…… 📊Career Stats📊(via MaxPreps) Rushing: • 155 carries • 1,097 yards • 7.1 YPC • 16 TDs • Longest Career Run: 70 yards Receiving: • 5 Catches • 19 yards • Career Avg: 3.8 YPC Kick Return:     •    90 Return Yards (2024–25 season) All-Purpose:     •    1,206 Total Yards | 38.9 YPG ⸻—————————————- 🗓️Year-by-Year Breakdown🗓️ Senior (2025–26):     •    12 GP | 63 carries, 463 yards, 8 TDs | Long 61 | 7.3 YPC • 3 Catches • 11 Yards • 474 total yards | 39.5 YPG Junior (2024–25):     •    9 GP | 61 carries, 414 yards, 5 TDs | Long 30 | 6.8 YPC     •    2 Catches, 8 yards | 90 Kick Return Yards     •    512 Total Yards | 56.9 YPG Sophomore (2023–24):     •    10 GP | 31 Carries, 220 yards, 3 TDs | Long 70 | 7.1 YPC     •    220 Total Yards | 22.0 YPG #AlabamaTop4 @FieldView_1 @rexcastillotv @CalebSisk_ @thebamalegends @JPattersonTV @garyharris_wvua

Annalise will show up drunk, frame the judge and I'll be home by noon.

Your father. Always be specific

falling in and out of sleep the entire afternoon with series playing in the background.

Nah that’s a different type of love right there

Nigga making Taylor port from scratch

i don’t know you but i’m so proud of your cabbage too!

allegedly

This is the funniest tweet of all time.

death been hitting me back to back lately … shit so crazy 😵‍💫