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@MlamboBrandonp Pretend like wamuregerera whilst enjoying closure sex and looking for a new girlfriend pasina pressure

Help our brother ,mupeiwo zano

@Passard2 @TashingaManyere You got the sense, well done

@_ike_chukwu @TashingaManyere permanent resident of Zimbabwe not citizen of Zimbabwe. If tax was citizenship based then all Zimbos in diaspora will be paying tax to Zimra

So let me get this straight, ZIMRA wants to tax content creators yet Zimbabwe is not monetized on almost all platforms, creators connect to other markets via VPNs or using peers, they also pay taxes in those countries but now ZIMRA wants a piece of that cake.. this js just greed!

@nickmangwana Harare Hospital and Pare should be your priorities

We are coming up with a Statutory Instrument to stop Medical Aids from also providing services, as there is a serious conflict of interest threatening the existence of independent medical practice in Zimbabwe. Being the insurer and the provider has resulted in numerous challenges that we seek to correct. Some medical aids are fighting this SI by hook and crook because they have been benefitting from the clear conflict of interest and anti-competitive nature of this arrangement. We notice that the state media seems to have been dragged into this and have not even cared to hear the Govt’s side. We are very disappointed to say the least. Furthermore, on the question of authorship: an opinion must have an author. How can we have an opinion that is said to be done by a "correspondent"? Whose opinion is that? That would make readers believe it is the paper's opinion or a corporate-sponsored opinion. State Media has a responsibility to refuse to publish such. When a "correspondent" is listed instead of a named individual, the reader cannot assess bias, motive, or accountability. Is it the newspaper speaking? A hired public relations firm? An anonymous corporate interest? In matters of public health policy, where billions of dollars and the viability of independent medical practice hang in the balance, anonymity is unacceptable. State Media, in particular, has a duty to model transparency. Publishing unattributed opinions as if they were news or editorial consensus deceives the public and undermines trust. If an opinion is worth publishing, it is worth signing. Govt insists on this principle, and State Media should refuse to publish any opinion piece that hides behind the vague label of "correspondent." heraldonline.co.zw/opinion-zimbab…

@n6oflife6 Lucky Dube

South Africans are the only people in Africa on Record who Have Murdered their Greatest Musicians In their Prime. They hate Themselves more than they Hate Foreigners. If We Chased every Foreigner out of SA. South Africans will start to Rob & Kill Each other the next day. 😮‍💨🇿🇦

@CrimeWatchZW Paying Tax is not negotiable, holding government accountable for public funds is imperative and not rebellion, ngavabhadhara tax vazive kuti speaking out is important nekuti imarii yako inenge ichishandiswa

Social media influencers in Zimbabwe who earn money from platforms like YouTube and Facebook are now being told to sort out their taxes. Some influencers make a lot of money. For example, Madam Boss said she can earn over US$20,000 in a good month from Facebook. Others like Mai Titi, Comic Elder, DJ Towers, Ritz and Mama Vee are also earning from online content. The tax authority (ZIMRA) says all these earnings must be declared. Influencers have a chance to come forward and report their income before May 30, 2026, without heavy penalties. After that, those who do not pay tax could face fines or legal action. Full story on H-Metro

@begottensun Try the Fizzi one too, it's brutal

This Zambian ginger fizzy slaps harder than Stoney. (Real sugar).

@tracy_tiresii I always tell my nieces not to make themselves the content, internet never forgets

I have a lot on my chestaaaaaaa

@gama_stanley What's the logic behind this, we live their exhibition of potholed roads, piss and sewage smelling city, painting a small building to gloss over incompetence won't cut it

Our City of Harare stand at the ongoing ZITF looks fabulous.

@advora_1 Brutal hahahaha

Mafume thinks it’s AI 😂😂

@BabesweHunters Ambition is measured by propensity to self development, women are pastime and sometimes a simple maid can do the trick

Good night mates

@curious_edline You make sense

The fact that geography,parentage and culture decides your beliefs, should be evidence enough that religion is made up!

@Shadaya_Knight In Africa marriage is an achievement women only discover they don't actually need once in the West

WHY AFRICAN MEN WHO RELOCATE TO THE WEST FIND THEIR RELATIONSHIPS DIFFICULT It's now become a common to hear stories of African men who migrated to the West complaining about their marriages. And much of it, stems from the change in lifestyle/habits from their women Here's a look at why they struggle so much 1. NO GENDER ROLES - unlike in Africa where they're gender roles, it's a different case in the West. The man is expected to do some of the duties which would be traditionally for the woman And this is where our African brothers struggle, coming from a set-up whereby as the husband he's not expected to clean the house, do laundry, cook and wash the dishes It crashes their masculine spirit, now having to do a woman's duties 2. THE WOMAN EARNS - in the West, the women almost earn as much as the men. This means the provider mentality the African man was raised up on is disregarded Without the breadwinner title, most of them don't have an identity. Men generally want to feel needed and in Africa the number 1 need of almost every woman is money. So when money is taken out of the equation, the man is left confused, as to what else can he be needed for 3. WOMEN IN THE WEST HAVE SO MUCH POWER - the Western society is feminized, it is so biased towards women to such a point that it affects marriages And the women know this, such that they start abusing this power. It gets so bad to such a point that the man ends up in what can be termed a PINS AND NEEDLES relationship. This is a relationship whereby the man walks on eggshells He is always second guessing all his words and actions, such that he doesn't piss the wife, who can just end up making life miserable for him. 4. SHE NEVER LOVED HIM - most men only discover this once they've relocated with the African wife to the West. With all the powers women have there, she can finally show her true colors Most women in Africa are with their husbands as a means to escape poverty. Once they have economic opportunities in the West, they have no reason to pretend anymore She'll do everything in her power to make your life a living hell, knowing very well should you even divorce, she's almost guaranteed to get half of everything you have Learn OR perish

@MemoMakanika You're both in my books

I admit l may not be the “Simuka mukadzi wangu vakuone” but definitely l be the “tanga tichikumbirawo vane Mercedes Benz AMG GT 63s yeblack vazobvisa yakavharira vamwe” 😜😜 #hozafriday 💃💃💃

@zeustheman05 @begottensun The same way we have more cement plants, nothing will change bro

@_ike_chukwu @begottensun There are plans to build more fertilizer plants here in Zimbabwe

So we managed to get 3 tons average per HA. We had 4 guys on salary. 3 vemaricho, Expensive inputs and erratic rain. I just agreed with my wife : next year we just buy the maize we need for our animals. 🫵🤣. In SA we will get it under $300 per ton. Only grow your own maize if you are a commercial farmer on above 50ha or you have FUCK ALL ELSE DO with your life 🤣🌽

@tino_bonde_05 Zvinonaka though

Tsamwayi henyu but Pachokwadi kudya sadza nemazayi is sign of poverty and laziness .....

@emmazihonye Using this logic so vane akamira vane mabhonzo here

@Am_Blujay Ok this is brutal

This made me scream 😂😂

@begottensun They dont even have ablution facilities , that park was going to be in for it