Nani

Hey friends so I’m taking my nail business pretty seriously these days 💅🏽✨💖 I’m looking to build a portfolio, so if you’re in the Fresno, SF, LA or SD areas and are interested in having pretty hands let me know. 😌 xoxoxo

@eechoooooo Omggggg amazing I love this sm!!! I hope it was a blast 🖤✨

@tessiconic It’s so insane when people react that way lmao. It makes me wanna die when they hit me with the “you look SOOO good for 30” or “wow you’re aging really gracefully” Like mf I’m 30 not 50 tf 😭

I was talking to these college kids tn and I was like ya you guys are babies you have time to figure it all out! And they were like okay what are you like 24? And then I told them I’m 30 and they looked at me as if I sawed my own arm off

@OfficialRezz We just want you to feel better and live your best life!!! Luv u sm!!

@tessiconic Say less bb ~

@_illuminani Come to Seattle 💋

Hey friends so I’m taking my nail business pretty seriously these days 💅🏽✨💖 I’m looking to build a portfolio, so if you’re in the Fresno, SF, LA or SD areas and are interested in having pretty hands let me know. 😌 xoxoxo

Keanu Reeves for Vanity Fair, 1991

I know that sounds harsh but people too often take on caring for another life when it’s wholly inappropriate to do so and that shit truly irks the fuck out of me.

One of my least favorite things to see is someone losing their pet over issues that are entirely preventable. And if the things mentioned in my previous tweet are challenging for you, I suggest reconsidering if you should be a pet owner.

Core Tips to Be a Responsible Pet Owner: - Get them vaccinated asap - Get them chipped - Invest in pet insurance - If susceptible to allergies, joint problems, or other health issues, consider supplements - Get a broad spectrum prescription for parasite protection

@LisaLou @iluv_papi The door for being locked obvi

@iluv_papi who's fault was the other 60%?

I rent a house to this guy named Dustin. He’s always getting himself into wild situations. This one takes the cake

i love being mexican 🫶🏼

@tessiconic I would like to challenge this stance, respectfully ✨🖤

I am 100% heterosexual. Everything I do is for clout and queerbaiting. In fact, it would really piss me off if beautiful queer women replied to this. I hope and pray that does not happen.

@eechoooooo She not telling a lieeeee ~

@messedupfoods I’m going to throw up

@Bean917181 @TrishCrave Wait the Tati thing help???? lol

@TrishCrave I’m dead why is she booked and busy. Meanwhile James issuing his 69th apology, Colleen ignoring her PR team’s calls, Ethan and Hilda fighting tooth and nail trying to stay relevant, Tati eating her toe nails & Shane still trying to get good at makeup

Trisha Paytas is collaborating with Benihana to launch The Trish Trio, featuring filet mignon, chicken, shrimp, and truffle butter! Available at all locations now.

@OfficialRezz I’m so sorry to hear you’ve been under the weather. It’s been an absolute privilege as a fan to have seen you several times leading up to this point. I hope you feel better soon!!!

I have to go on an indefinite touring hiatus to focus on my health. I love u all thank you for everything.

@ValentinoKhan FLY ME OUT 💜💛✨

I flew out someone to Vegas with their mom for my first Wynn residency show of the year. ✈️ Mother’s Day x chicken tenders is an elite combo. Comment “FLY ME OUT” if you want me to bring you to one of my next Wynn shows. 👀 Wed June 17 (EBC at Night) Sun June 28 (XS) Sun September 27 (EBC at Night)

New skillset unlocked: uncomfortable and bizarre polymer clay creations Ain’t nobody stealing my lighter now bitch 💀💀💀💀

@solothegr8_ Thank you! I haven’t, but that sounds fun. I always welcome things that add to the stretch though. I’ll look into it :)

@_illuminani Clean form too! Great work. Have you tried deficit RDLs? You have longer arms like I do. If I wanna get a deeper hinge I have to stand on a plate or two lol

Proof for shits and gigs bc I’m legitimately proud of this lol