lil spravato (spurge)

Sunday afternoons are for grocery shopping at the commissary….! So thankful to the Defense Commissary Agency for taking care of the military families and veterans in Hampton Roads and around the world (and I save an average of $2-$3 off my favorite Tillamook chocolate peanut butter ice cream when I buy it on base!) As we continue to work to lower everyday costs, protecting these types of benefits for our military families continues to be a priority of mine in Congress.🇺🇸

there’s ai slop and there’s ai kino. this is ai kino.

"I'm glad I left X. it was affecting my mental health. I actually don't even remember my pass--" "they're calling him THROTUS over there"

I'm making memes for the mayor. Yes, actually. I made a meme for Andrew Cuomo that hit 5M+ views. Tonight I met with Cuomo and his team to talk about marketing strategy. Here's how I plan to save NYC with memes alone: [THREAD]

u think bill was tapping it on the tongue

🚨BREAKING: Kathy Hochul is considering raising corporate taxes to help fund Zohran Mamdani’s agenda.

Mamdani: "Donald Trump, since I know you're watching, I have four words for you: Turn the volume up."