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FBI and DCI wanamaliza online jobs kabisa na vile kuna a number of graduates wanadepend on hizo hustle kulipa bills. Juzi walideal na binance leo naona karibu all whatsapp groups za kazi zimekuwa banned. 🤣🤣

Mnakumbuka ule champe alipea yengs pesa ya cab after wametoka date alafu akaenda kupanga line ya matatu tao akapatana na yengs kwa line 😂😂😂😂😂

@_MtuTano @Nonelikeuss @ComedianMwirigi Mea bois.

@Nonelikeuss @ComedianMwirigi What he loves is nonsense

Kuna Crazy Kennar the comedian halafu kuna ule forced comedian amewekwa na mumama. Aliona comedy imemlemea ikabidi akuwe musician. Kwa music industry bado anajiforce kutaja mabiggy kama Ombachi kwa song ndio atrend. Jamaa should just focus on graduating from school and a career🤦🏽‍♂️

Millenials wanashtuka Sana wakiskia Sisi tunatafta pesa si Kazi

Hanifa ameita osama chokoraa wa Kufix madildo 😂

Kuna sharp boy naona amecrack immigration system ya Australia. Jamaa anatoa wasee Kenya na permanent residency bana siet.

At just age 24 I was in my first ever panel ya kuinterview new entrants wa sales. Kufika kwa questions kijana akauliza "what's the salary" akaambiwa ni 30k the boy said, "30k ni pesa naunda na wiki moja bila kutoka kwa nyumba kindly don't consider me" Aliniacha nikiwa paralyzed😭

Kuna tweet ya Amerix niliona aty your last meal should be before 7pm alafu nikampata Boma inn at around 9 wakibonya, frauds everywhere

In my twelve years experience of removing panties I have never removed a green one😂

Have you forgiven your Mother? And if you haven’t, why not?

I told you So….. He works for the government.

Survey accounts that pay handsomely 1. Respondent. io 2. TopSurveys 3. Prolific 4. Timebucks 5. Cinchdollars 6. Attapol 7. Pinecone

Niggas be lying they miss u but deep down they be missing the coochie 😒

Mbona banks zinalindwa na askari during the day while zinalindwa na Watchmen during the night? 😂

If you live in Kikuyu, Kawaha West, Ruiru, Embakasi, Limuru, Mwiki ,Githurai, Imara Daima and Syokimau, Do you know Uneza hepa the traffic madness every morning if you decide to use The morning Train if unaingia job Nairobi cbd? Na bythe fare ni less than 50 bob

She will text you after some time to see if you are still stùpid😂

"Connections niko nazo nikimaliza shule hivi, napata tender ya kusupply uniforms kwa County" 😂😂

sharp boy akikuomba mia usicheke, anakutest ndio ajue the real ones

To become an artist is easy. 1. Find a beat on YouTube and record on it. 2. Promote it hard on TikTok. 3. If it gets good attention, purchase a license of the beat and release it. 4. Repeat.

Niliwai kataliwa na dem akona knocked knees na I was just horny nilikuwa nataka nikule kwa giza, I was so dissapointed with myself mahn. I was like "Huyu dem namfanyia favour na haoni"