ness ✨

I had to do an ice breaker yesterday and I panicked after saying my name and where I was from so I blurted out “and something that you can’t tell by looking at me is that my dad left me”

sometimes you have to stop psychoanalyzing what happened and who did it and just be like oh these people just hated me and that’s it

this women just asked if my burritos were leftovers from my cinco de mayo dinner. hoe im literally mexican this is just what i eat 💀

@solidapplesauce Who the fuck reading cards, I have fomo

Tarot reading to real science pipepline

guys im such a slut for wub, we were leaving and i heard some sick ass edm and now we still here

just dreaming of a hotdog rn

this music is so bad and these white girls going so crazy

this white girl music not cutting it for me

this bar tryna see my poon for free

day 2 of no TikTok and Instagram, started doom scrolling on pinterest

i miss my wedding dress, she’s not allowed in my house and im not allowed to have pictures cause i would most definitely show anyone who walks in my house 😔

debriefing 9/11 during monday dinner

@solidapplesauce that is terrifying

Not a kid name dropping a staff members insta handle 💀💀

The final stage of grief is doing a master’s degree actually

i shook my ass on my husband during a dubstep festival

everyone left me for a bathroom break but if i just ~leave~

im too turnt

and when i throw up it’s bc my tummy hurts and not bc i can’t hang

Mr. Trex playgym (t-pain) is actually going crazy rn

my favorite thing of overspending on drinks at a fest is my hubby will just let me pay less in bills hehehe

@solidapplesauce u c 4 free

@_itsvanessax33 Hey can I borrow $5 and then have a peek and I can give it back

if you see my nips you owe me $5