James

friday night in. still got on it. rougher than princess dianas last car journey. kids at foot of bed this morn. want brekky. lobbed pack of strawberry laces from bed side table in their direction. they buzzin. dont have no 1 dad mug for nothin. can of carling should sort me out.

Andrew Garfield texting the other parkers to see if Will Smith slapped Chris rock in their universe too #oscars

@ShaneMeneer @harrywinn_

down aldi. xmas food shop. slazenger hoodie. blend right in. big dispute with bird for last pack of parsnips. she try’s to play high ground cos i got no mask. cough in her direction an swiped parsnips. told her if she wants parsnip al come to hers later. snubbed nose at me. skank

Line of Duty looks shite this year

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@Gideomatic_ @patrickkelly00 @harrywinn_

does anyone else feel like summer just didn’t happen or

No country who emptied shelves at the first sign of panic last year should look down their noses at people fleeing from actual war and terror👍

@harrywinn_ @NatashaBorojevi Tough to take @NatashaBorojevi

@NatashaBorojevi Imagine both your countries knocked out on the same day HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Never been so on the edge of my seat over football in one night

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@jackmiller156 Do your own washing ya scruff

Mums washed my AirPods happy Tuesday 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲

I love when your mates support you in a break up

facebook is defo cheese room vibes

Aaron Ramsdale worst current PL keeper hands down

Actual piece of shit

@harrywinn_ Ngl giggs is so samey

Dave has the the best verse on 2 giggs tapes mad