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Jess🔮

@_jess20_

plant mom

London, England Katılım Şubat 2020
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Jess🔮@_jess20_·
In my next life I’d like to come back as a chav or a crackhead
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What happens if nobody votes
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Cats are aliens. Change my mind.
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“Stop wasting money on ice coffee and drink water”
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“Stop trying to do everyone else’s job as well as your own, your pay is NOT enough for that mindset babygirl.”
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Jess🔮@_jess20_·
Pep-talk before social situations ESPECIALLY a shift:
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Meech@DemetriusHarmon·
God was in his bag when he made titties
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Jess🔮@_jess20_·
Just deeping how mad conception is...like we just reproduce by growing a living breathing soul inside ourselves.
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I get home drunk and talk to my plants don’t worry about me cheating.
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Jess🔮@_jess20_·
Keep having the same nightmare that someone cut my hair short😅
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Jess🔮@_jess20_·
Unless you physically touch everything how do you know it’s not a hologram
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Don’t move in with me I play the same 3 songs on full volume every day
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Jeff is Tall@JeffisTallguy·
Whoever named frogs got it 100% right. Those things are frogs
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bobby wasabi@bobbyteriyaki·
imagine your card declines at the hospital and they just kiII you... oh wait
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What if (&hear me out) we’re supposed to live much much longer than the average death age but the first 100 years are just the most productive.
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