Jillian Todd (she/her)

WELCOME VIRGO SEASON! CRITICAL THINKING AS AN EXTREME SPORT! A THOUGHTFUL AND EFFICIENT SYSTEM AS A HEAVY FLIRT! HEALTHY SNACKS THAT PROMOTE GOOD DIGESTION ARE THEIR OWN LOVE LANGUAGE! ACTS OF SERVICE! A DASH OF HYPOCHONDRIA! LIFE IS SHORT! MERCURY IS RETROGRADE! HAVE FUN!

WANTING WAS ENOUGH FOR ME, IT WAS ENOUGH TO LIVE FOR THE HOPE OF IT ALL CANCEL PLANS JUST IN CASE YOU'D CALL AND SAY, "MEET ME BEHIND THE MALL"

also, where’s the fake country accent taylor?? I need it 😭 #SpeakNowTaylorsVersion

RIP to the mattress tho #SpeakNowTaylorsVersion

tearing up at my desk over #SpeakNowTaylorsVersion

The other shoe is not gonna drop. Happiness and ease and love is your birthright. Settle in.

WELCOME CANCER SEASON! GO EMO OR GO HOME! TAKE EVERYTHING PERSONALLY! MAKE PRIDE QUEER AGAIN! LIFE-LONG GRUDGES! DID YOUR FRIENDS EAT ENOUGH? MAYBE YOU SHOULD MAKE THEM A LIL SNACK! CUDDLES! PUBLIC DISPLAYS OF MOODINESS! RESENTMENTS! INSECURITIES! LIFE IS SHORT! HAVE FUN!

WELCOME TAURUS SEASON! LESS BUSY! MORE LIVING! NAPS SAVE LIVES! SO DO SNACKS! MORE ACCESSORIES! UNABLE TO CHANGE COURSE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU NEED TO BECAUSE YOU AGREED TO A PLAN! IT’S MERCURY RETROGRADE X ECLIPSES! GOOD LUCK TO US ALL! ORDER EXTRA SAUCE! LIFE IS SHORT! HAVE FUN!

she's everything he's just ken

♈︎ HAPPY ARIES SEASON ♈︎

WELCOME ARIES SZN! COURAGE AND AN INABILITY TO CARE ABOUT CONSEQUENCES! FASTER THAN THE HERD AND A FEAR OF BEING STILL! THE THRILL OF A MISSION IMPOSSIBLE AND A LACK OF FOLLOW THROUGH! BOREDOM IS ENEMY #1! RISK EVERYTHING FOR A FLEETING MOMENT OF GLORY! LIFE IS SHORT! HAVE FUN!

WELCOME PISCES SEASON! COMPASSIONATE GHOSTING! NEEDY BOUNDARIES! CRYING! EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE! HEART ON SLEEVE IS THE BEST ACCESSORY! WHY TAKE CARE OF YOUR OWN LIFE WHEN YOU COULD GET LOST IN THE SORROWS OF THE WORLD! MAKE LOVE NOT SENSE! LIFE IS SHORT! HAVE FUN!

microdosing fight or flight by going on a little run right after sending a scary email 👌🏾

@yonkerskid12 🔥🔥🔥🔥 congrats man!

WELCOME AQUARIUS SEASON! A VISIONARY AND A LITTLE SCARY! CHARM THEM BY OUTSMARTING THEM! LIFE IS SHORT! THESE SYSTEMS AREN’T GONNA CHANGE THEMSELVES! INSTEAD OF COMPLAINING COME WITH A SOLUTION! THE FUTURE CALLED TO SAY APATHY ISN’T A STRATEGY! ORGANIZE! REVOLUTIONIZE! HAVE FUN!

prince harry on ziwe when

@yonkerskid12 not the immediate shade after the RIP 😂😭

@yonkerskid12 omg

@yonkerskid12 wtf really?