Crackers M.

Dang forgot to get an advent calendar

Wonder what Jax Teller is up to

My toilet overflowed and chief has been puking since 6AM just FYI

i have pet a lot of dogs in my day my hand has built up a tolerance that only a pure breed could make tingle

Just another black Wednesday in with video games rented from family video and homemade chicken tacos #suburbs

What if Laquan shot the cop 16 times 😱😱😱😱😱😱

Everyone is seriously so dumb it hurts my brain

The world is watchin us,let's show the world that we can protest in peace #LaquanMcDonald

Officially purchased partymoriarty.com - stay tuned

Chief got cheerio farts tonight

@KLeeMuRfY can I have some attention

In a schnitzel coma #SorryGermany

What happened to the good ol days when Chief used to just poop behind the bushes #nostalgic

Fighter by Christina is most certainly my song to Cooper

My first cover story got published today AND my mayoral approval rating on Sim City is at 100%.

@kellytoms I downloaded sim city buildit and now absolutely nothing you say can hurt me. I have a 100% approval rating, you are nothing.

Just in case anyone wants to put me up for sainthood

Haven't been right since watching Amy Winehouse doc

What should Chief's confirmation name be?

Was Chinese a bad choice tonight?