Jodie

@jordsswfc67 Na I’m poorly

My sister walking through the front door, just as I’m leaving, is a fucking effort and half

@jordsswfc67 You big loser

When my sister fell pregnant I was against it Cus I thought it would knacker her career up, nearly 2 years later my niece is the best thing in my life and she’s just got into uni with 3 distinctions, swallowing my words and being the proudest brother ever x

@jordsswfc67 “Lyre” can tells he’s been on wife beaters

😭😭😭😭

Happy 23rd birthday to my sidekick x @_jodiewhitee

@jordsswfc67 Hahahahahahahahahah okay hunnie pie x

@_jodiewhitee Better uncle than you’ll ever be auntie x

A niece that I didn’t even want, is the best thing in my life

@chelseahancoxl Like 3 year ago, it’s time to move on

@_jodiewhitee I’ve seen your dad in his pants. I win

Not even 1 hours into 2023 and me and Jodie are scrapping about who fancies who’s dad more😂😂😂😂😂

@jordsswfc67 You make me wanna kill myself ngl

I’ve got a few world cups left, but the fact that my dad and my grandad will never get an opportunity as good as this to see us do it, has absolutely broken my heart

@jordsswfc67 Except you’re not taking her…

Can’t wait for all the attention this ones gunna get me when I take her trick or treating tomorrow

Why’s my mum put the washing line so high up when we’re a family full of 5 foot fuck alls????

@katepiper_ It’s never going to work

I will keep sending @_jodiewhitee Harry Styles tik toks until she fancies him

@jordsswfc67 Will you pls stfu

@jordsswfc67 @bekstfu_ Na Monica

@bekstfu_ @_jodiewhitee

People won’t admit it but Ross was probably the funniest Friends character

get me, and I can’t stress this enough, on that plane

@jordsswfc67 The bitch won’t kick for me

My little niece kicked for me for the first time last night and I don’t think I’ve stopped smiling since

@jordsswfc67 House to yourself?? Do I not exist???

House to myself over a long weekend would be a reyt good chance to relax and do nowt, but in reality I’m probably gunna be out most of the weekend and waste a good opportunity

If only there was Shazam but for perfume

Me 🤝 calling my sisters unborn baby a bitch because she kicks for everyone else except me