jonas xander

@maddogmary69 woah twins, definitely used mine as a blow dryer before too lol

wall heater has become my only blow dryer

honey bunches of bitch

baby spinach (pronounced “bobby spinauk”)

literally just liquid ricola i love it

i’m a fernet hoe now

new song “gonna piss my pants at the laundromat that doesn’t have a bathroom” coming out literally right now

@TheCinesthetic Sunshine (2007)

Films that flopped at the box office but are actually great.

A visual representation of the healing power of time 📹fallinginsand

why not 🤷‍♂️ #RealestPersonOnEarth

tombili king

@TokeEverlasting Favorite couple, congrats 🥹🖤

The Marriage of Blake & Conor Murphy

Felt appropriate to post this on Labor Day. Here are the merch cuts being taken by the venues on this upcoming tour. This is going to cause us to sell our merch for higher prices than we'd like to at certain venues. We think that sucks. 1/

@jondbr Good

What is Joe Biden’s plan to make my girlfriend’s stomach stop hurting