krystal

“if you had a dick, i would suck it right now” -my friend in response to me saying i’d buy her mcdonald’s

@schlatt i have to go into work, let’s postpone this

@schlatt @throwaway_althi @kaishaskye maybe you should answer them

@throwaway_althi @kaishaskye So many fucking questions

I need money. Minecraft stream tomorrow

@schlatt i’m at work can u postpone

@5SOS i just tattooed luke and now ur telling me i gotta go back and make his hair darker?

a princess

@5SOS @Michael5SOS as long as wishful dreaming is on the setlist u can cut whatever u want

setlist is coming along! 5sos.com

sleep with one eye open

@LauraLoomer @NFL you should apologize to the world for being born

The ⁦@NFL⁩ should apologize to the American people for flooding the Super Bowl with foreign flags. Totally disgraceful. There’s nothing American about any of this.

i always feel like somebody’s watching me @Luke5SOS

@5SOS @Calum5SOS @Ashton5SOS @Michael5SOS hey guys put wishful dreaming on the setlist 😛

got to evolve 5secondsofsummer.lnk.to/everyonesastar

🚨| Drop your Spotify Wrapped below if Taylor Swift is in your top artists! 🫶🏻✨#SpotifyWrapped

@jschlatt @isaacwhom “schlatt’s gonna be taking a step back from the internet” schlatt on the internet:

@isaacwhom It's Okay To Be A Mets Fan. #LGM

The truth is finally out. In 2023 after we moved to Texas, he broke the news to me. His entire online persona was a lie. I thought about it, day and night, for many weeks. How could my idol, my HERO, wake up and continue to live a lie like this? He told me he wasn't okay. This wasn't who he was deep inside. I didn't know what to do, but I wanted to help. And then it hit me. I changed my profile picture here, all those years ago, to show him it's okay. It's okay to be true to yourself. It's okay to be who YOU are. It's okay to be.. A Mets fan. When he noticed what I'd done, he broke down in tears. It was clear to me that this meant the world to him. I put my arm around his shoulder as he sobbed, and said.. "Ya Gotta Believe"... I'm so honored to have been the push he needed, all those years ago. Go Mets 🥹

big day for annoying people

so the past two 5sos album releases, i have had someone very close to me die. 5sos is my own personal reaper. @5SOS can u release an album without taking one of my loved ones pls

@5SOS @Calum5SOS @Michael5SOS @Ashton5SOS prices r literally insane this tour smdh

EVERYONE’S A STAR! World tour 2026 ⭐️ ON SALE tomorrow October 31 10am local time Due to demand 2nd show at MSG just added! This is our biggest and most insane show yet, and we can’t wait to see you all! GET READY. More countries to be announced soon! 5sos.com

@jschlatt @TedNivison i can still hear his voice 🙏

@TedNivison It's almost like he's still here with us. RIP man 😰😰

i lived bitch

me looking at the tour dates with 0.35 cents to my name

Rest in peace, Ted. You were a damn good friend and an even better podcast host. Such a shame you had to die today